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Quote: Ben @ August 29 2013, 8:36 PM BST

http://havearsenalspentanymoneyyet.com/

Laughing out loud

Have Manchester United managed to buy anyone yet?

No - because internationally nobody knows Moyes and has no fear or respect for him.

Quote: Ben @ August 29 2013, 6:21 PM BST

Eto'o to Chelsea on a free transer is an interesting move. He was certainly a phenomenal striker not so many years ago, so it's good to see him in the Premier League.

Like George Weah, Shevchenko and others.

Quote: Chappers @ August 29 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Have Manchester United managed to buy anyone yet?

No - because internationally nobody knows Moyes and has no fear or respect for him.

Says the man with Alex Ferguson's face on his dart board! You can' t have it both ways!

Quote: roscoff @ August 29 2013, 9:40 PM BST

Says the man with Alex Ferguson's face on his dart board! You can' t have it both ways!

Actually he's at the bottom of my toilet bowl.

He's got a very red nose Chappers
I'd go to the doctors if I were you

Someone do an update of that Arsenal one, please. Laughing out loud 'No! 10 mins left.' Gooners crash the transfer website by all being on it in last hour. Wenger then blames them for scuppering 150 million quid's worth of deals that were about to go through. Then says don't worry, legends Tony Adams and Paul Merson have promised to play for us again for drinking money. Two months later Arsenal docked 20 points for bankruptcy.

Are you drunk, Alfred?

Quote: Jennie @ August 29 2013, 6:31 PM BST

Lazzard.

I rather like you. I have come to think of you as a thoughtful and intelligent man.

Which is why I cannot begin to comprehend why you would support this soulless bag of leeches.

Lazzard is officially a slightly underwritten pied-out ex cop played by David Soul.

He IS thoughtful and intelligent but that doesn't mean he won't beat you unconscious in a badly lit supermarket car park if you've skipped bail.

Quote: Ben @ August 29 2013, 8:36 PM BST

http://havearsenalspentanymoneyyet.com/

It's addictive!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 30 2013, 12:31 PM BST

Lazzard is officially a slightly underwritten pied-out ex cop played by David Soul.

He IS thoughtful and intelligent but that doesn't mean he won't beat you unconscious in a badly lit supermarket car park if you've skipped bail.

Laughing out loud

Except that the mere mention of supermarkets brings him out in a rash.

It's Waitrose delivery, or nothing. If he was a detective, he'd be more like this guy.

Image

Post No 4444, now that's what I call a Milestone Post.

Gosh. Well, whoever he is, let's hope he's seen the light.

Great goal by Hazard.

I don't often want Chelsea to win, But tonight I do ( although penalties might be fun)
Let them have the tinpot cup.
Who's Brian Munich anyway?

EDIT
Sorry Lazzard
I Ricketted it.

Uh oh!

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