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I saw a wood louse today with legs like a spiders

Why do you censor my spider pics but tolerate nightmare inducing pics of David Hasselhoff or Zac Effron?

Zac Efron is adorabubble.

Hasslehoff is... a lesson for others.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 29 2013, 12:15 PM BST

And it's not a vagina, you pig.

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Quote: L.E. @ August 29 2013, 12:16 PM BST

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Been way more productive today and way less of a whiney moo. Hooray today!

Ben - and all you others - is not far from the weekend now. Reds particularly so.

Cycled 50 miles today from Newport to Hereford. Am now tired and permanently hungry. I also have sore legs and arse!

Quote: roscoff @ August 29 2013, 9:15 PM BST

Cycled 50 miles today from Newport to Hereford. Am now tired and permanently hungry.!

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Did I chose the right bit to quote Sootyj?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 29 2013, 9:19 PM BST

Did I chose the right bit to quote Sootyj?

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Don't pander to him you know he get's all frisky when you do.

Quote: roscoff @ August 29 2013, 9:25 PM BST

Don't give a Panda to him you know he get's all frisky when you do.

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But I've never seen it consummated

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 29 2013, 9:26 PM BST

But I've never seen it consummated

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This is how it starts

Or ends

Awwwwwwwwww.

I heard you don't believe in gay marriage Roscoff

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 29 2013, 9:26 PM BST

I've never seen it consummated

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There's a thing called faith you heathen

Quote: roscoff @ August 29 2013, 9:32 PM BST

This is how it starts

Or ends

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That is the last f**king time I wrestle Louise Theroux, he fights dirty!

Quote: zooo @ August 29 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Awwwwwwwwww.

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I don't feel a lot of consent emanating from that panda.

Aw, I think he's cuddling his armmm.