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Quote: Lee @ August 28 2013, 11:25 PM BST

It's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?

No. Roscoff's rules were that only one thing could be true. You ruled out great personality. So she is either called Zooo (which she is) or ugly as sin (which I am entirely confident she is not).

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:29 PM BST

Laughing out loud

The awesome thing is matches to Call me maybe

Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:29 PM BST

A dozen roses and a daffodil poking out of your bum is the usual way to a woman's heart here in South Wales.

Like in that Call Centre programme? They are a classy lot there.

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:35 PM BST

Like in that Call Centre programme? They are a classy lot there.

I don't watch that or The Valleys as I've thrown a brick through my television before and it seldom improves the picture.

I liked torchwood

The Call Centre is genuinely pretty funny.
Although I didn't know it was possible to make the soft, lilting south Wales accent quite so screechy. Maybe it's a Swansea thing.

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:34 PM BST

No. Roscoff's rules were that only one thing could be true. You ruled out great personality. So she is either called Zooo (which she is) or ugly as sin (which I am entirely confident she is not).

Yeah, that's what I meant ;) Whistling nnocently Pleased

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:41 PM BST

The Call Centre is genuinely pretty funny.
Although I didn't know it was possible to make the soft, lilting south Wales accent quite so screechy. Maybe it's a Swansea thing.

The accents from the city folk for some reason seem a bit harsher than the rest of us valley folk. The Llanelli accent is much nicer and it's only down the road (think Huw Edwards)

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:41 PM BST

The Call Centre is genuinely pretty funny.
Although I didn't know it was possible to make the soft, lilting south Wales accent quite so screechy. Maybe it's a Swansea thing.

I saw five minutes of that tonight. There was some sort of hideous cartoon deformed monster man. Genuinely have doubts he's human.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:46 PM BST

I saw five minutes of that tonight. There was some sort of hideous cartoon deformed monster man. Genuinely have doubts he's human.

Was it one of these two?

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I don't even want to Google for him. It'd give you nightmares.

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Lol, not himmm.

This one.

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Bright orange, weird 6-foot-wide hulking out of proportion shoulders, waxed eyebrows. Generally terrifying.
No offence to the idiot.

Quote: zooo @ August 29 2013, 12:13 AM BST

No offence to the idiot.

I can't see how anyone would take offence at that Zooo! I think I can hear him crying from here. (We all live next door to each other in Wales)

Hehe. I wouldn't denigrate his looks if they were the ones he was born with, but he chose to do all that to himself...

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