Well don't put it on your dating profile or no man will want you, they may even stop sending you photos of their willies.
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Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 10:16 PM BSTWomen know your limits!
Sound advice!
Perhaps we all ought to put a dating profile on here only the rule is only one thing can be true.
Hi I'm Roscoff. I'm 6ft5 and have a full head of lush blond hair. When I walk my penis brushes the ground. I'm currently a Formula 1 driver for McClaren and in my spare time I'm an airline pilot. I have an annoying habit of never being able to sneeze only once.
Hi, I'm zooo. I'm ugly as sin but I have a great personality.
Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:06 PM BSTWhen I walk my penis brushes the ground.
Kinky road sweep?
Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:08 PM BSTHi, I'm zooo. I'm ugly as sin but I have a great personality.
You don't have a great personality.
Bingo. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 10:26 PM BSTWell don't put it on your dating profile or no man will want you, they may even stop sending you photos of their willies.
I shall comfort myself with more wine and more crunchy nut cornflakes.
It's ok Jennie they're all the same willy, they get them from.
PiccasaWilly.org
Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:14 PM BST
Do you pour the wine into the cornflakes or keep them seperate?
And here's a picture of a Willy for you in case you're getting withdrawal symptoms (yes I said withdrawal )
Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:19 PM BSTDo you pour the wine into the cornflakes
Sometimes, by accident.
Quote: zooo @ August 28 2013, 11:12 PM BSTBingo.
It's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?
Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 11:21 PM BSTSometimes, by accident.
Quote: Lee @ August 28 2013, 11:25 PM BSTIt's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?
Does that chat up line ever work?
Quote: Lee @ August 28 2013, 11:25 PM BSTIt's a bit late and I'm a bit too tired! Did I just call you ugly or not?
Basically you did so you'd better start back tracking now. A dozen roses and a daffodil poking out of your bum is the usual way to a woman's heart here in South Wales.