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Are you looking for a physical relationship or something more?

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 1:53 PM BST

Are you looking for a physical relationship or something more?.com

Well one could go with JDate, 5% physical 95% guilt

Lol, why on earth would he feel the need to even bring up strap-ons? People are so weird.

He's trying to make a joke about not receiving.

I do know someone who was bribed by his gf... saying that she would only let him do her in the bum, if she could do him...

Oh. Well if it was a joke, he could have done with adding a wink. Came across as deadly serious to me!

What's with all the bum stuff?

Is it Iike going to skegness for the weekend?

Nasty but you haven't gone there before

I don't know if this joke is going to bring him more luck with women.

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 3:30 PM BST

He's trying to make a joke about not receiving.

I wish it was a joke.

I suspect not. :(

His profile contains a list of his "preferences".

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 3:39 PM BST

Is it Iike going to skegness for the weekend?

Nasty but you haven't gone there before

I go to Skegness a lot.

Just saying.

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 1:52 PM BST

DrawingDownYourPants.com

:D

Quote: Jennie @ August 28 2013, 3:53 PM BST

I go to Skegness a lot.

Just saying.

I've been to Skegness once. I'm not sure what that says about me? :$

I f**king live there :(

I would like to apologise for using Skegness as an euphemism for anal sex.

How about Totnes?

Skeggy isn't classy enough for anal sex :(

Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2013, 7:31 PM BST

anal sex.

It's a bloody pain in the arse!

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