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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ August 27 2013, 8:11 PM BST

Cider and Cherry B tastes just like Vimto - but what a latent kick.

Sick

Quote: Ben @ August 27 2013, 8:54 PM BST

Ben can hear a really yappy dog yapping its little heart out.

Kill the bastard.

Quote: Jennie @ August 27 2013, 7:56 PM BST

I can make a cocktail that tastes like Vimto. Want some of that instead?

Hug

I'm feeling altogether less whistful now.

I Spy with my little eye something begining with b

6 months from now I'm going to be flying to Africa to climb Kili! Eeeep.

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 8:31 AM BST

6 months from now I'm going to be flying to Africa to climb Kili! Eeeep.

Pfff! Easy! Last week I climbed to the top of my step ladder with a tin of paint in my hand! Are you climbing for charity?

Ben just had to make up an ice pack and bandage to someone's big toe.

Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 10:29 AM BST

Pfff! Easy! Last week I climbed to the top of my step ladder with a tin of paint in my hand! Are you climbing for charity?

I am. For MIND. www.virginmoneygiving.com/EllieJPvsKili

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 10:48 AM BST

I am. For MIND. www.virginmoneygiving.com/EllieJPvsKili

Well you had better do it now kiddo or you're going to be in big trouble!

I am sooooooo scared but so excited too!

And massive thank you to Roscoff for the donation! xxx

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 11:05 AM BST

I am sooooooo scared but so excited too!

And massive thank you to Roscoff for the donation! xxx

No probs. It'll give me a chance to test that tracker I secretly attached to your right buttock :)

Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 11:09 AM BST

No probs. It'll give me a chance to test that tracker I secretly attached to your right buttock :)

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Smooth! Nice one Danny.

Quote: L.E. @ August 28 2013, 8:31 AM BST

6 months from now I'm going to be flying to Africa to climb Kili! Eeeep.

Jealous. You will love it.

Hope so!!

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