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Quote: Ben @ August 27 2013, 5:34 PM BST

Ben is looking forward to some sausages.

Ooh er!

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EDIT: By the way, I'll have some sausages for dinner as well.

Quote: Jennie @ August 27 2013, 5:21 PM BST

Jennie is relieved. Just had an interview for a financial/legal placement that went OK. Fingers crossed.

Quote: Ben @ August 27 2013, 5:34 PM BST

Ben is looking forward to some sausages.

You see Jennie that's why Ben is a legend and you could learn a lot from him!

Have been called to do a nightshirt tonight and seeing as I haven't worked most of the summer and kids are away, have sensibly said yes...trouble is I'm tired right now and don't start until nine, what will I be like after twelve hours. Help!

If you're doing a night shirt, could you do my socks?

Aagh though night shifts after not being asleep, horrible memories.

Quote: sootyj @ August 27 2013, 7:18 PM BST

If you're doing a night shirt, could you do my socks?

Only if you remove them yourself this time Soots.

Laughing out loud Excellent typo.

Good luck not falling asleep though!

That's a bloody cheek considering the fact you were wearing them at the time!

Quote: zooo @ August 27 2013, 7:22 PM BST

Laughing out loud Excellent typo.

Good luck not falling asleep though!

I thought it was just one of Sootyj's little jokes...doh!

Thanks zooo, I'll try and ignore any jumping sheep that come my way.

Quote: sootyj @ August 27 2013, 7:22 PM BST

That's a bloody cheek considering the fact you were wearing them at the time!

Yes, but it was freezing in that bunker.

Miserable sulky failure of a day. Not doing very well at this whole being a grown up lark.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 27 2013, 7:49 PM BST

Miserable sulky failure of a day. Not doing very well at this whole being a grown up lark.

:( *Passes over wine glass filled to the brim*

What happened?

Oh nothing big, just being rubbish at responsibility. I will take your wine though, thank you. Especially if it is pink and fizzy and tastes like pop.

I will stop sulking now and go shower my failure away.

I can make a cocktail that tastes like Vimto. Want some of that instead?

Cider and Cherry B tastes just like Vimto - but what a latent kick.

Ben can hear a really yappy dog yapping its little heart out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Y7brwz6fA

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