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Quote: Lee @ August 26 2013, 8:47 PM BST

Is that why you do it alone?

Cheeky minx.

Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:49 PM BST

At the point of no return I like to recite the first ten elements in order of the periodic table. It's probably the chemistry.

Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:49 PM BST

At the point of no return I like to recite the first ten elements in order of the periodic table. It's probably the chemistry.

Don'tthe girls get you to delay orgasm by saying

'Say my name.......in welsh'

Up to a week at a time

Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 9:00 PM BST

Don'tthe girls get you to delay orgasm by saying

'Say my name.......in welsh'

Up to a week at a time

This has lead to several drowning events and has been band by the International Court of Human Rights.

Why do women always say another mens name whilst having a orgasm?
Laughing out loud

Because you're peeking through a hole in the wall?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:39 PM BST

Laughing out loud At least she's appreciative.

My neighbours used to do this. The chap used to yell out "THANK YOU" at the crucial moment.

Thank you? What? That would be a sackable offence if it was me.

One Friday night a few years ago, I walked into the bathroom and heard what sounded like someone in need of an Ambulance. It took me about another two seconds to realise that the person was not in need of the emergency services and was in fact having a good night. Unfortunetly for me, they felt the need to let me know every Friday/Saturday that they were having fun. Really glad I don't live in those flats anymore.

Is that you, Reds?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xsfm69Weco

Quote: reds @ August 27 2013, 2:27 PM BST

One Friday night a few years ago, I walked into the bathroom and heard what sounded like someone in need of an Ambulance. It took me about another two seconds to realise that the person was not in need of the emergency services and was in fact having a good night. Unfortunetly for me, they felt the need to let me know every Friday/Saturday that they were having fun. Really glad I don't live in those flats anymore.

Yes when I was in college my mates bed (who lived in the flat above) was directly above mine and when he got himself a girlfriend it was somewhat traumatic. If the ceilings had been any lower it could have technically been called a threesome.

L.E. weighed herself at the gym this morning and it turns out she's half a stone lighter than her scales at home say.

Wohoooo!

Quote: roscoff @ August 27 2013, 3:41 PM BST

Yes when I was in college my mates bed (who lived in the flat above) was directly above mine and when he got himself a girlfriend it was somewhat traumatic. If the ceilings had been any lower it could have technically been called a threesome.

You poor thing, lying there alone in your latex/leather and chain outfit.

Quote: L.E. @ August 27 2013, 3:42 PM BST

L.E. weighed herself at the gym this morning and it turns out she's half a stone lighter than her scales at home say.

Wohoooo!

Did you put the other leg on then?

Quote: roscoff @ August 27 2013, 3:58 PM BST

Did you put the other leg on then?

Rolling eyes

Jennie is relieved. Just had an interview for a financial/legal placement that went OK. Fingers crossed.

Ben is looking forward to some sausages.

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