Online Dating Page 21

Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 8:29 PM BST

Refugeepassportlovers.com

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This

Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 11:49 PM BST

Will do, thanks Aaron

Although I am rather enjoying my "desperate slapper" status, might keep it up for a bit longer.

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Hey I'll go on a date with you. Everyone on here whose met me can testify what a great guy I am and if you want to know what I look like. Well the avatar's pretty accurate! Plus I need someone to plea bargain me out of a bit of an awkward situation with the boy scouts. Any chance?

Quote: sootyj @ August 26 2013, 8:29 PM BST

Just checking out the dating site I'm registered with and entered my own parameters (age, looks etc).
F**kin' hell is that what a female version of me looks like? God that's depressing.

Right now do I register with

Blindnotfussy.com or Refugeepassportlovers.com

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It's what is inside that counts.

Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:43 PM BST

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Hey I'll go on a date with you. Everyone on here whose met me can testify what a great guy I am and if you want to know what I look like. Well the avatar's pretty accurate! Plus I need someone to plea bargain me out of a bit of an awkward situation with the boy scouts. Any chance?

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Absolutely. Although I really am loathed to break my "no sex offenders" rule. I'm sure I can make an exception.

Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:56 PM BST

It's what is inside that counts.

Absolutely. Although I really am loathed to break my "no sex offenders" rule. I'm sure I can make an exception.

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That's what's known as the charles Manson defence

Quote: Jennie @ August 26 2013, 8:56 PM BST

Absolutely. Although I really am loathed to break my "no sex offenders" rule. I'm sure I can make an exception.

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Obviously you're not on the Catholic Churches payroll then.

Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:43 PM BST

Everyone on here whose met me can testify what a great guy I am and if you want to know what I look like. Well the avatar's pretty accurate!

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It's so wonderfully true, it never fails to amuse me.

It's pretty true, but well you know the muppets were off the air for a while.
And got left in an atic, got a bit dusty, moth eaten, little bit of mildew.
Fur falling out, would make a child cry if they saw him on the stage.
Slightly more that Fozzy bear.

Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 4:53 PM BST

3. I don't want a boyfriend.

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Other than supporting your friend, what might you hope to gain from online dating?

Quote: roscoff @ August 26 2013, 8:43 PM BST

Hey I'll go on a date with you. Everyone on here whose met me can testify what a great guy I am and if you want to know what I look like. Well the avatar's pretty accurate! Plus I need someone to plea bargain me out of a bit of an awkward situation with the boy scouts. Any chance?

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I will say - Roscoff is an absolute catch! He's wonderful.

Quote: L.E. @ August 27 2013, 8:50 AM BST

I will say - Roscoff is an absolute catch! He's wonderful.

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So why aren't you marrying him?

Because we live too far apart.

Where does he live?

Wales.

Not Muppet Central then? fraud!

Have you been to Wales Shandonbelle?

Quote: Marc P @ August 27 2013, 10:47 AM BST

Have you been to Wales Shandonbelle?

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Only been to Port Merrion and Conwy, 'tis a lovely place from what I've seen of it.