Kimberley Nickson She So Hot and cute.
Who do you fancy? Page 1,007
Laura Dern
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 23 2013, 7:39 PM BSTLaura Dern
We've got bag ladies in Wolverhampton that look better than her.
How rude!
Quote: zooo @ August 23 2013, 10:20 PM BSTHow rude!
So, bag ladies of Wolverhampton, Gordon's gonna "make you happy"! 
By giving them a bar of soap each?
Quote: Aaron @ August 24 2013, 9:28 AM BSTBy giving them a bar of soap each?
Stop making jokes about my "bar of soap".
Off to watch the Belgian GP so . .
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 24 2013, 11:26 AM BSTStop making jokes about my "bar of soap".
If it's rectangular and is flower scented, you should probably visit your doctor.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 23 2013, 10:13 PM BSTWe've got bag ladies in Wolverhampton that look better than her.
After I've had my 12 pints of Stella.
One night I got fresh with a dog waste bin someone had left an old mop head on.
You're the cash 'n carry Casanova.
She'll do for me. Dr Alice Roberts. Beauty and brains.
Quote: roscoff @ August 28 2013, 4:25 PM BSTShe'll do for me. Dr Alice Roberts. Beauty and brains.
Then you surely like this pretty girl too:
The fact that you find him pretty doesn't make him a girl. Just makes you a bit gay.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 28 2013, 7:07 PM BSTThen you surely like this pretty girl too:
I remember my dear old dad sitting me on his near and explaining that 'Girls with penis', they're called boys. Try and avoid sleeping with them unless you want bum sex.' And, don't go to Skegness. There's a lot of it about.' Good advice I think you'll agree.