Quote: billwill @ August 22 2013, 8:57 PM BSTI changed my avatar for a while to a very old one of mine.. Have you not been keeping up?
See: https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/28465/ "The saga of Billwill's Horns"PS: if you catch it right, the avatar is grim at first then breaks into a smile.
Thanks for the link. I haven't been in the 'make It'-section for a long time (since Teddy Padalack called me a *?!!# there). No wonder I haven't seen that.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 22 2013, 9:03 PM BSTI haven't been in the 'make It'-section for a long time (since Teddy Padalack called me a *?!!# there).
Come back to the Make It section! All the coolest kids hang out there.
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 9:11 PM BSTCome back to the Make It section! All the coolest kids hang out there.
and in my case the "horniest".
Quote: billwill @ August 22 2013, 9:15 PM BSTand in my case the "horniest".
Wow! The new avatar has unleased a tiger! 
Is your name actually William Williams? Please say yes. I'd be so happy.
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 9:17 PM BSTWow! The new avatar has unleased a tiger!
Is your name actually William Williams? Please say yes. I'd be so happy.
Yes of course it is. Odd how some people find that funny peculiar, but its actually very common.
Mind you it got me out of a speeding ticket once when a Welsh policeman demanded my name and I spoke it with a revived Welsh accent: "William Williams, Officer". "Go on, Bugger off" he said "It's the English we don't like speeding on our roads!"
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In the 1881 census approx 18% of the males in Wales were named William Williams. (I checked that out once on the 1881 census data on DVDs created by The Church of the Latter Day Saints" Mormons).
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Before the English forced the Welsh to have surnames. Names were usually "X ap Y ap Z" and a full name would go back 9 generations because property transfer on death could be to an heir descended 9 generations back.
I haven't managed to trace my family tree back 9 generations yet so so far I am only:
William ap William ap William ap Thomas ap Thomas
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 9:17 PM BSTWow! The new avatar has unleased a tiger!
Is your name actually William Williams? Please say yes. I'd be so happy.
London Zoo has had to put in a new hi security fence to stop Bil Will leaping into the the tiger enclosure and beating up the males, then mating with the females.
It's 3 feet tall.
Already Bathsheba a 1000lb Siberian Female tiger has given birth to a litter of 3 "Bilgers"
Quote: Tursiops @ August 22 2013, 12:14 PM BSTI suspect you would have got the same responses if you had begun your profile by saying that you were a Carmelite nun bound by vows of chastity. For these guys it is about playing the percentages: ask a hundred random women if they want a shag and there is a chance one will say yes. If they are infringing the site rules - or just giving you cause for concern - report them to the site administrators.
Humour is good; contrary to feminist received wisdom men like women who make them laugh. But take away the jokes and your profile reads more like a CV.
This entirely. Mention of your underwear and courtroom faux pas are neither here nor there in whether a sex pest sends you a message, Jennie. I believe on some sites it's more common than others though.
Don't forget that Dawn O'Porter mini series I mentioned, if you've not watched already. Covers most of this kind of thing, and what people actually like to read and how they use the sites. Even if you're quitting it's very interesting.
Quote: Aaron @ August 22 2013, 11:47 PM BSTThis entirely. Mention of your underwear and courtroom faux pas are neither here nor there in whether a sex pest sends you a message, Jennie. I believe on some sites it's more common than others though.
Don't forget that Dawn O'Porter mini series I mentioned, if you've not watched already. Covers most of this kind of thing, and what people actually like to read and how they use the sites. Even if you're quitting it's very interesting.
Will do, thanks Aaron
Although I am rather enjoying my "desperate slapper" status, might keep it up for a bit longer.
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 11:49 PM BSTWill do, thanks Aaron
Although I am rather enjoying my "desperate slapper" status, might keep it up for a bit longer.
Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 11:58 PM BST
Should really be "DESPERATE SLAPPER".
When are you off on holiday, Keewik?
Tomorrow morning. The plan is to see Vindalanda so I'll need to brush up on the Latin.
Wow! A friend and I plan to walk Hadrian's Wall next year. Would probably try to do Vindalanda too. Have a wonderful, relaxing and restorative time.
I like online dating. I encounter alot of funny people on there. The most was from asiandating. You can see more about here at http://www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/asiandating-com/
Might I suggest
[Image]PHOTO OF YOUR WILLY/]
Kinda like drive by flashing your willy
Just checking out the dating site I'm registered with and entered my own parameters (age, looks etc).
F**kin' hell is that what a female version of me looks like? God that's depressing.
Right now do I register with
Blindnotfussy.com or Refugeepassportlovers.com