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...is looking at the first draft of his parody of David Milliband performing the Justin Timberlake classic "Bringing Sexy Back", while being bored to death by the dulcet tones of Gary Lineker in the background.

Needs wine.

Quote: AndyGilder @ August 21 2013, 9:45 PM BST

...is looking at the first draft of his parody of David Milliband performing the Justin Timberlake classic "Bringing Sexy Back"

I can't get enough of topical comedy.

Ben has finally got round to shaving. Even the lads in the warehouse were disgusted with his stubble yesterday.

Well it's been a great summer so far. Two weeks in Corfu where I was roasted (but not spit roasted oo-er). Then a long weekend in Sopot Poland for a stag do. There I managed to dislocate my shoulder whilst arm wrestling! I should know better at my age I know. Now I'm back to annoy you lot!

Quote: roscoff @ August 22 2013, 11:30 AM BST

Well it's been a great summer so far. Two weeks in Corfu where I was roasted (but not spit roasted oo-er). Then a long weekend in Sootj Poland for a stag do. There I managed to dislocate my shoulder whilst arm wrestling! I should know better at my age I know. Now I'm back to annoy you lot!

You went to my theme park!

Quote: roscoff @ August 22 2013, 11:30 AM BST

Well it's been a great summer so far. Two weeks in Corfu where I was roasted (but not spit roasted oo-er). Then a long weekend in Sootj Poland for a stag do. There I managed to dislocate my shoulder whilst arm wrestling! I should know better at my age I know. Now I'm back to annoy you lot!

You went to my theme park!

Wine deprivation kicking in, unable to tell the Milliband's apart.

Only one and a half more days at work to go, then a 10-day weekend.

Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 11:59 AM BST

You went to my theme park!!

Yeh, it was great until I got to the ride where you had to be blindfolded!

Ah yes the water boards

Ben is heading downstairs for some beans. He's going to eat them. Obviously.

Are you upstairs? Or is "downstairs" lower than floor level? Do you eat beans in your bean basement?

I eat beans wherever they are, Leevil.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 10:35 PM BST

*looks at calendar* Am I sensing that you have a teaching course/job lined up?

Yep! PGCE!

Woooo!! Do you choose a specialist subject? Or is it just generally everything.

Ooh, I've made it sound like Mastermind.

Miss Robyn!

Ooooh! Thunder!

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