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Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 11:20 AM BST

Wind your neck in Nigel. No need to be rude, is there.

Slap him

Go on Zooo, your allowed to

And then slap Lofthouse, the bastard.

Only if someone does the Fish Slapping Dance.

I tried match.com and hooked up with a sexy pyromaniac.

Quote: Nigel Ball @ August 22 2013, 11:16 AM BST

Your post makes no sense at all! Please "NEVER" have children! I just hope my daughters never end up being a "DESPERATE SLAPPER" putting themselves out in the open. I suppose its the way people are brought or dragged up isn't it? To be taught whats right and wrong and to have a little bit of self respect takes nothing! Shame I can't say that about everybody!

You are absolutely right, Nigel.

You never know what kind of whacked out weirdo one could encounter on the Internet.

Have a nice day :)

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 11:20 AM BST

Wind your neck in Nigel. No need to be rude, is there.

Big love to you Zooo for defending my honour <3

No problem, milady. *doffs cap*

Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 1:52 PM BST

No problem, milady. *doffs cap*

:D

Quote: Nigel Ball @ August 22 2013, 11:16 AM BST

Your post makes no sense at all! Please "NEVER" have children! I just hope my daughters never end up being a "DESPERATE SLAPPER" putting themselves out in the open. I suppose its the way people are brought or dragged up isn't it? To be taught whats right and wrong and to have a little bit of self respect takes nothing! Shame I can't say that about everybody!

I'm not sure if you realise this, Nigel, but you're slipping into the area of 'internet nutter'. I am not familiar with your previous postings, having just returned from hiatus, but you may want to keep tabs on this. It's a slippery slope. One day you're a new member, the next you make some left field comments and insult someone, and before you know it you're banned for sending pictures of decapitated puppies to moderators.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 22 2013, 2:03 PM BST

and before you know it you're banned for sending pictures of decapitated puppies to moderators.

Must remember this...

Bradley Manning wants to be a woman now...strange story.

Can someone make an obvious prison rape joke for me, I don't do them anymore due to rising moral standards

No Sooty. No we can't.

Ifthat's his strategy for getting free daily showers with women for the next 35 years then hes a genius.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 22 2013, 3:18 PM BST

No Sooty. No we can't.

Glad to hear it, it would have been offensive and unoriginal

Did someone say my middle names?

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