So I haven't inflicted one of these awful, punageddon threads in ages.
And I don't see what you've done not to deserve another.
What is the very worst thing you could see on a dating sight?
As ever Sootyj goes first.
1 Blindman seeks woman whose nice to the touch and my guide dog likes the smell of.
2 Split personality seeks woman to have affair with both of my personalities.
3 Amnesiac seeks unforgettable man.
Fat sweaty ugly virgin seeks sex of any description with man, woman or beast
Non smoker preferred
F**k it's you I'm seeing next week your holiness.
Ex Etonian, shiny faced wanker, seeks pliant naiev innocent for dominant relationship.
(libdems need not apply)
Quote: lofthouse @ August 22 2013, 1:36 PM BSTNon smoker preferred
Have machete, will travel.
Get it here!
I can see you.
Hoping to meet someone so I can prove both my therapist and my Probation Officer wrong.
Quote: AndyGilder @ August 22 2013, 1:45 PM BSTHoping to meet someone so I can prove both my therapist and my Probation Officer wrong.
Booyah
Easily missed, trusting person wanted should have a volume of 80 litres (that of a Sainsburys garden waste sack)
Sweet natured funny kind lady needed
For long walks in the country and cosy nights in
Must have a good sense of humour and like EXTREMELY small penises
Quote: lofthouse @ August 22 2013, 2:34 PM BSTSweet natured funny kind lady needed
For long walks in the country and cosy nights in
Must have a good sense of humour and like EXTREMELY small penises
Oh, you're getting autobiographical now.. 
I don't have a good sense of humour 
Unfunny premise seeks hopeless forum members to expend clichés in.
Non-joker preferred.
Scargill look alike seeks Thatcher look a like for striking action
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 22 2013, 2:40 PM BSTUnfunny premise seeks hopeless forum members to expend clichés in.
Non-joker preferred.
Arsehole. SeeKks c**t to find out what they were looking at
