Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:11 AM BSTI want a gentleman - content in his own skin, confident in his life, generous and funny. Aged 40 - 60 (I know I can't, I know that's bad, I know they have wives and partners that get in the way).
Specify you need one with a recently dead wife, then she can't get in the way. Ideally she'll have already had a couple of babies, then you get a ready made family without having to go through childbirth!
Score!
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:14 AM BSTHumors good, but does intimidate sme guys, not the sort you want I suspect
But if my humour intimidates you, then I will intimidate you. The only people I like to intimidate are my clients.
I have had a couple of really nice people get in touch actually. But to be honest, it's not for me.
Hey humour doesn't intimidate me, nor do zebras
Any reason you want a guy at least 11 years older than you?
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:18 AM BSTAny reason you want a guy at least 11 years older than you?
Daddy complex.
I want a man not a boy.
But it is always SUCH an effort to get rid of the wife/girlfriend first. 
Zooo why did you murder princess Diana?
Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 12:15 AM BSTi need one with a recently dead wife, then she can't get in the way. Ideally she'll have already had a couple of babies, then you get a ready made family without having to go through childbirth!
Score!
You lay off Camilla!
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:18 AM BSTHey humour doesn't intimidate me,
I meant you as in everyone, not you as in you. I know I don't intimidate you!
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:20 AM BSTDaddy complex.
Nah, I want a man not a boy.
But it is always SUCH an effort to get rid of the wife/girlfriend first.
Oh so you don't wanna play down the rec?
Mournfully wanders off with catapult and battered football
Funny thing love, a gorgeous friend of mine turned all sorts of fellasl and settled on a guy who was nice but dim, but would provide kids, dig and do as he was told.
Worked for her I guess
Was his first name Tim?
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:14 AM BSTAAARRRGGGHHHH
Just found my ex on there.
According to the site, we are a 92% match.
Irony, irony.
Probably absolutely true.
It was the other 8% that was a total and utter f**k up.
This was the same ex Marc P told me was probably gay because he liked my baking.
So maybe that's the 8%...
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 22 2013, 12:35 AM BSTIt was the other 8% that was a total and utter f**k up.
Not by me, obviously. I don't f**k up relationships. 
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:04 AM BSTI don't why I am attracting the wrong crowd.
Maybe if you take out every third letter it reads "I need lots of cock" or something.
You mention your underwear and being naked in the third sentence.
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:46 AM BSTThis was the same ex Marc P
When did we break up 
Quote: Marc P @ August 22 2013, 8:03 AM BSTYou mention your underwear and being naked in the third sentence.
Details, details.
Lol. AT least you didn't use the word briefs.
Quote: Marc P @ August 22 2013, 8:03 AM BSTWhen did we break up
You cheated on me with the girl on the Pic N Mix stand in Woolworths 
I'm surprised you don't remember, we did go on Jeremy Kyle. I threw a chair at you and Jeremy said you were all that's wrong with Britain today.
SHe did have gob stoppers though in my defence.