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Quote: Lee @ August 21 2013, 11:59 PM BSTAt least for now you make a great condensationalist.
Are you saying I'm clammy?
I don't why I am attracting the wrong crowd. 
Maybe if you take out every third letter it reads "I need lots of cock" or something.
Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 12:03 AM BSTAre you saying I'm clammy?
No. But I'm rather proud of the joke, albeit takes a stretch of the imagination to make sense.
Quote: zooo @ August 22 2013, 12:03 AM BSTAre you saying I'm clammy?
If you're trying to avoid the sexual weirdos, I'm not sure about the risqué court stories. They're funny but we (kind of) know you. I wonder if they might give a stranger the wrong impression. But then I'm a female version of Methuselah so how would I know what the modern man might think?
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:04 AM BSTI don't why I am attracting the wrong crowd.
Thing about fantasy its about opposites, what you haven't got
So the high court judge fantasises about being humiliated, becausenin reality he is very powerful
Or the gay guy amps up his feminity, because what's actually more masculine than shagging a bloke
So maybe write to emphasise the opposite of what you want
Yeah, you are probably right. I included them because I wanted to show a bit of my humour - humour is quite a big part of the way I interact with people, and if you don't get it, we just aren't going to get on.
However, bras and nakedness and sex offending is probably a bit of a red light.
I'm thinking of taking it down in a day or two anyway. My experiment is over. Was fun while it lasted though. I can also see how many people "like" me, and it's always nice to have a superficial confidence boost.
In other news, the friend I mentioned at the start of this thread has a date!
Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 12:06 AM BSTIf you're trying to avoid the sexual weirdos, I'm not sure about the risqué court stories. They're funny but we (kind of) know you. I wonder if they might give a stranger the wrong impression. But then I'm a female version of Methuselah so how would I know what the modern man might think?
All I would need to rock your world is a basil brush costume
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:09 AM BSTSo maybe write to emphasise the opposite of what you want
What do I want Soots?
I want a gentleman - content in his own skin, confident in his life, generous and funny. Aged 40 - 60 (I know I can't, I know that's bad, I know they have wives and partners that get in the way).
So should I write about wanting an insecure teenager?
Quote: sootyj @ August 22 2013, 12:11 AM BSTAll I would need to rock your world is a basil brush costume
I used to love Basil Brush but it would have been better if he'd been a zebra.
AAARRRGGGHHHH
Just found my ex on there.
According to the site, we are a 92% match.
Irony, irony.
Quote: Jennie @ August 22 2013, 12:09 AM BSTYeah, you are probably right. I included them because I wanted to show a bit of my humour - humour is quite a big part of the way I interact with people, and if you don't get it, we just aren't going to get on.
However, bras and nakedness and sex offending is probably a bit of a red light.
I'm thinking of taking it down in a day or two anyway. My experiment is over. Was fun while it lasted though. I can also see how many people "like" me, and it's always nice to have a superficial confidence boost.
In other news, the friend I mentioned at the start of this thread has a date!
Being serious I'd knock the sex, undies, nudity references out. Theynkinda give a red light to the kind of guys you don't want.
Humors good, but does intimidate sme guys, not the sort you want I suspect
Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 12:14 AM BST
Dress up as a zebra Soots. Be a gentleman.
Quote: keewik @ August 22 2013, 12:14 AM BST
Pervert