Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 9:51 PM BSTPut your profile in Critique!
That's a great idea! There aren't any rules over what we can critique in Critique...
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It is a lawless place....
I'm only hear because I've got a touch of writers block.
It would probably get the most reads of anything in Critique, ever.
Although, I am a little concerned about the suggestions I might receive to improve it...
Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2013, 9:58 PM BSTI've got a touch of writers block.
Is that cockernee rhyming slang?
Quote: billwill @ August 21 2013, 5:21 PM BSTI could see all the way to The Shard and past that to Crystal Palace TV mast and past that to another TV mast in the far south (which I did not previously know it existed).
You mean you never knew there were two Crystal Palace towers?
Quote: Jennie @ August 21 2013, 9:43 PM BSTI have a new favourite.
69 year old chap, a full 40 years my senior, just got divorced and wants to have "as much sex as possible until I can't do it anymore".
Sadly, that's not really my thing and he is a bit old even for me, but his message made me smile.
Might need to rethink the impression I am making though
Old Rocker?
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 9:51 PM BSTPut your profile in Critique!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'll put it here. I'm not ashamed:
As a barrister, you might think that I never embarrass myself or get into difficult situations. Not true. I have dropped my bra onto a QC's foot, accidentally told a judge that I prefer being naked and inadvertently agreed to go on a date with a sex offender. I guess my friends wound describe me as funny, intelligent, fiercely loyal and a great conversationalist.
I'm a barrister by day and a sitcom writer by night! The law pays the bills but the writing is my passion. My sitcom is currently with a production company. I like to take care of myself by going to a fitness boot camp, but I think life's too short to keep checking the scales - I love food too much!
The rest of my time I like to spend travelling. I have trekked across Costa Rica and volunteered in India and East Africa. Life is about embracing new experiences.
That's a sample anyway. I took out my Jimmy Saville gag.
Quote: Chappers @ August 21 2013, 10:34 PM BSTOld Rocker?
You dog, OR 
Quote: Jennie @ August 21 2013, 11:54 PM BSTI'll put it here. I'm not ashamed:
As a barrister, you might think that I never embarrass myself or get into difficult situations. Not true. I have dropped my bra onto a QC's foot, accidentally told a judge that I prefer being naked and inadvertently agreed to go on a date with a sex offender. I guess my friends wound describe me as funny, intelligent, fiercely loyal and a great conversationalist.
I'm a barrister by day and a sitcom writer by night! The law pays the bills but the writing is my passion. My sitcom is currently with a production company. I like to take care of myself by going to a fitness boot camp, but I think life's too short to keep checking the scales - I love food too much!
The rest of my time I like to spend travelling. I have trekked across Costa Rica and volunteered in India and East Africa. Life is about embracing new experiences.
Sudden urge to show... you my... penis!
Lol. I like it.
I can only dream of calling myself a great conversationalist. *dreams*
Quote: Lee @ August 21 2013, 11:57 PM BSTSudden urge to show... you my... penis!
Now, do you think you would be more or less likely to feel that way if there was a Jimmy Saville joke in there?
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 11:57 PM BSTI can only dream of calling myself a great conversationalist. *dreams*
At least for now you make a great condensationalist.
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 11:57 PM BSTLol. I like it.
I can only dream of calling myself a great conversationalist. *dreams*
The compliments bit embarrasses me, so I got a friend to do that. The embarrassing court stories are of course all my own work.
And are all true. 
Quote: Jennie @ August 21 2013, 11:58 PM BSTNow, do you think you would be more or less likely to feel that way if there was a Jimmy Saville joke in there?
I don't know? Show me yours and I'll show you mine?
Quote: Lee @ August 22 2013, 12:01 AM BSTI don't know? Show me yours and I'll show you mine?
That's exactly what the 69 year old man said! 