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I don't know you, I never met you, but I hate you Page 2

I liked these better.

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Bring 'em back!

Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 9:51 PM BST

Laughing out loud Oops.

Ghost Bum Detective

AKA Mag bum PI

I'm an expert on skidmarks, you're not making a clean sheet of this, I've piles of evidence.

Oh look I managed to both bore and disapoint myself.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 21 2013, 9:56 PM BST

I even hate that view if it comes from a pretty young woman. The lazy jeans buttcrack look belongs into Room 101, no matter if it's displayed by a fat ugly hairy east european dustbin man or by a teenage female model.

It really made me feel quite ill.

I don't really mind the stupid falling down jeans thing, as long as it's their underwear I can see, not their actual arse.

Blister packs. So called because you end up with them trying to get what you've bought out of them

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2013, 9:57 PM BST

I've piles of evidence.

Hehe.

I hate (and I really mean hate!) people from call centres who try to sell me their rubbish...especially if they ring me after 6 p.m.

One rang at lunch time last Sunday. How daaaaare you!
Oh, I am so grumpy this week, but stupid people are not helping.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 21 2013, 10:00 PM BST

I hate (and I really mean hate!) people from call centres who try to sell me their rubbish...especially if they ring me after 6 p.m.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777143

they really are criminal

Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 9:56 PM BST

I liked these better.

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Bring 'em back!

I forgot all about them, life was so much easier then. Good find

Whoever first said incentivise. Not a word. Doesn't need to be a word.

Yeh what was wrong with them?

Quote: sglen @ August 21 2013, 10:07 PM BST

Whoever first said incentivise. Not a word. Doesn't need to be a word.

They were just thinking outside the box.

Is this not morphing into the TTPYO thread ?

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2013, 10:08 PM BST

Yeh what was wrong with them?

They were just thinking outside the box.

Going forward on the change curve...

I worked as a PA in change management as a temp once. The first thing my new manager said to me was: You really need to learn all these new words. I didn't. Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 21 2013, 10:09 PM BST

Is this not morphing into the TTPYO thread ?

Smart arses.

And of course who ever invented scum direction.

Quote: AndyGilder @ August 21 2013, 9:46 PM BST

Hey there, I just me you and this is crazy.

Her. Whoever did that bloody song. That's who I hate.

Is that a song? Is that English?

Someone mentioned Carly. Is that Carly Simon? If so she is one of the sexiest singers ever.

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