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I don't know you, I never met you, but I hate you

A thread for expressing your hated for all those unknown anonymous, bastards who ruin our every day life.
Because you should share the hate.

1 Who ever invented those bloody awful mini scooters, that kids use on buses, depressed mums use on the school run and were purposefully designed for barking shins.

2 Who ever first made fried chicken so foul smelling and cheap. This is the 21st century our country should not be littered with foul boxes of stink!

3 Who ever picks the awful music they play at sports ball arenas.

I hate all those people, who do you hate?

Sports ball arenas? Is that the technical term?

F**king nora my autopilot editing is on full power.

I do wonder if I'm posessed by the Spirit of William McGonagal ala Ghost

The person who invented the expression "congestion" in respect of rail travel.

Unlike the roads, you'd think they'd KNOW how many trains will be on the tracks at any given time. You'd think they'd KNOW how many trains would want to use the station at any time.

So I don't believe congestion at London Bridge is ever as unexpected as they like to make out.

Hey there, I just me you and this is crazy.

Her. Whoever did that bloody song. That's who I hate.

Quote: AndyGilder @ August 21 2013, 9:46 PM BST

Hey there, I just me you and this is crazy.

Her. Whoever did that bloody song. That's who I hate.

Leave Carly alone Angry

I'll allow that, why would you even want to know their name?

I saw two random strange men's bums today. Really horrible ones.

One was being thrown out of a taxi by the driver, he then shouted and gesticulated at him, and, for reasons best known to himself, he flashed his bum at the driver as some kind of protest.

Then in Tesco, I got stuck behind some lazy trousered moron, who was flashing his rank hairy bum crack as he pushed his trolley.

Really people, sort your f**king selves out. I need to bleach my eyes.

Yes random unpleasant bottoms can ruin the sunniest days.

Was amused by the way Zooo made it sound like the driver of the taxi was disposing of his own bum or a disconnected ghost bottom.

Laughing out loud Oops.

The little sticky things they use to keep a loaf of bread sealed, I think it's the same guy that sticks the toilet roll together.

Quote: AndyGilder @ August 21 2013, 9:46 PM BST

Hey there, I just me you and this is crazy.

Her. Whoever did that bloody song. That's who I hate.

I know I shouldn't, but I really like that Song. Not much chart stuff makes me want to dance. It's probably because of the raisins chatroulette video the guy with the thing did. You know, the guy. With the thing.

It's Prince Philip apparently, he also invented pyramid shaped corn beef tins/

Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 9:48 PM BST

Then in Tesco, I got stuck behind some lazy trousered moron, who was flashing his rank hairy bum crack as he pushed his trolley.

I even hate that view if it comes from a pretty young woman. The lazy jeans buttcrack look belongs into Room 101, no matter if it's displayed by a fat ugly hairy east european dustbin man or by a teenage female model.

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ August 21 2013, 9:54 PM BST

The little sticky things they use to keep a loaf of bread sealed, I think it's the same guy that sticks the toilet roll together.

It'll be the same knobhead who put the sticker on the tinfoil roll. WORST EVER.

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