Quote: Oldrocker @ August 21 2013, 8:28 PM BSThave a look at the ones at the bottom of the story.
It wrongly attributes an old W.C. Fields line to Spike Milligan.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,271
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 8:35 PM BSTWhy would a 20 year old object to a lapdance from a 35 year old?
I'm 36 and I would.
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 8:35 PM BSTWell if a woman had her baby adopted, she might quite likely be 15 or so. Why would a 20 year old object to a lapdance from a 35 year old?
I see. I don't think the term MILF had been coined when I was 20, except in the Philippines. I must confess I've never been to a strip club for a lapdance. Can't see the point in getting excited and not culminating in sex or a lousy relationship. And presumably lapdances are financial transactions? Nope - not interesting.
Quote: Kenneth @ August 21 2013, 8:50 PM BSTI must confess I've never been to a strip club for a lapdance. Can't see the point in getting excited and not culminating in sex or a lousy relationship.
I agree. I don't get stripclubs in general though. How is it sexy when you're in a room full of other people? Kinda like when people watch porn on their laptops on the train, weird.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 21 2013, 8:43 PM BSTI'm 36 and I would.
Oh dear.
Quote: zooo @ August 21 2013, 8:55 PM BSTHow is it sexy when you're in a room full of other people?
Nothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism. I assume Miss EJP will be having (or is she already wed?) a hen's night with a few fellows (probably recruited from the BCG) providing the visual entertainment in the form of strip routines - and that lewd acts may performed by those who are excessively inebriated.
Kenneth that has replaced the great white whale in my nightmares/
I don't really see male and female strip clubs as the same. Not that I've been to either so may be talking crap.
They're both equally tacky, but the women who go will all be screeching and laughing and there as a one-off to be social with their friends. Whereas the men are sitting there alone, probably go regularly, all serious business, and creeping to the toilets for a surreptitious 'moment alone'.
Neither seem like sexy experiences to me, anyway!
Quote: Kenneth @ August 21 2013, 9:00 PM BSTNothing wrong with a bit of exhibitionism. I assume Miss EJP will be having (or is she already wed?) a hen's night with a few fellows (probably recruited from the BCG) providing the visual entertainment in the form of strip routines - and that lewd acts may performed by those who are excessively inebriated.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 21 2013, 8:43 PM BSTI'm 36 and I would.
Quote: Kenneth @ August 21 2013, 8:50 PM BSTI see. I don't think the term MILF had been coined when I was 20, except in the Philippines. I must confess I've never been to a strip club for a lapdance. Can't see the point in getting excited and not culminating in sex or a lousy relationship. And presumably lapdances are financial transactions? Nope - not interesting.
I agree! Why would any self respecting bloke want a false breasted, clap ridden slapper rubbing its manky possibly shaven, vertical smile all over their wranglers? Nah, not for me! its just another one of those DESPERATE and CREEPY things that gets on my tits!
Quote: Nigel Ball @ August 21 2013, 9:10 PM BSTits just another one of those DESPERATE and CREEPY things that gets on my tits!
Um this thread has wondered into dark and probably pungent places.
How about this story?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777906
What a plucky kids and people diss the youth of today?
I'm interested Nigel, what do you find more DESPERATE and CREEPY -strip clubs or internet dating?
You know what I find desperate and creepy?
A spider who had their web reposessed.
That's their home, where they eat, work and meet others.
Quote: Jennie @ August 21 2013, 9:14 PM BSTI'm interested Nigel, what do you find more DESPERATE and CREEPY -strip clubs or internet dating?
Hello Jennie. I find them both as creepy as each other, I'm sorry if I came over a little harsh with that rant, but I would hate any of my daughters to go down any of them roads, Its just the way I am.
The CPS said it had considered 10 allegations against Davidson but there was "insufficient evidence for a realistic prospect of conviction in relation to all complaints".'
If I was Jim Davidson I'd be pretty pissed off with that explanation!