British Comedy Guide

Cats!!!!! Page 121

Laughing out loud brilliant.

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I want a new kitten.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 20 2013, 10:52 PM BST

I want a new kitten.

What did you do with the old one?

Bored with it because it grew up ?

Yeah all three of them are boring and fat now. Not nearly cute enough. They need to invent the permakitten.

Could you put them on a diet?

And surely you can buy midget cats, like you can buy toy dogs.

That or just always look at them at the far end of the room

A cat in her "Anti-Sooty"-suit.

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Awwww. He does not look happy. And I am not surprised!

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 21 2013, 6:41 PM BST

A cat in her "Anti-Sooty"-suit.

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That cat is clearly being devoured by a zebra, zebras are scum.

Did a zebra once bite you when you were in your pram? There must be a reason for this hatred.

OK name me one heroic zebra

Oh dear. Does that mean anybody/thing non-heroic is evil?

Quote: sootyj @ August 21 2013, 11:44 PM BST

OK name me one heroic zebra

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He's not heroic point proven I win

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