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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 20 2013, 9:43 PM BST

Yep! Only 7 shifts left now. I was a bit sad to be going, but then my colleague overslept and I just had to cope alone for two hours; so a bit less sad now.

*looks at calendar* Am I sensing that you have a teaching course/job lined up?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2013, 9:52 PM BST

I finish work tomorrow too, after 19 years I'm being made redundant.

Sorry to hear that. Console Good luck.

Thanks. :)

Shall Nil retire and take up full time Lego-ing?

He wishes.

And he's not *that old. :P

Well I meant super-super-early retirement, OBVIOUSLYY.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 20 2013, 10:45 PM BST

He wishes.

And he's not *that old. :P

I retired in my 40s.

Lots of people are doing it - unexpectedly.

Maybe if I win the lottery.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 10:48 PM BST

Well I meant super-super-early retirement, OBVIOUSLYY.

:)

Ben got up early to make sure he shaved, but found he had run out of razors. And then the cat vomited everywhere.

:O Good luck Nils--- what you doing next?? ...

Thanks Gordon, not really been away?----- we all should pop to Bills for chicken dinner!!

Quote: dellas @ August 20 2013, 7:25 PM BST

:) Nice to see Nat and AJGO back here!!! hello x

Hi d! x

AJGO is going to Edinburgh tomorrow, whoo!
AJGO has lots of work that has to be done before then, boo.

But got paid for the romance short story after expecting hirer to respond with 'what the hell is this supposed to be', so whoo again!

:D Whoo... was it Mills and Boon'????....

If it's elance more likely Mills and Poon

Quote: Ben @ August 21 2013, 6:35 AM BST

Ben got up early to make sure he shaved, but found he had run out of razors. And then the cat vomited everywhere.

You weren't planning to shave the cat as a punishment were you?

Quote: Ben @ August 21 2013, 6:35 AM BST

Ben got up early to make sure he shaved, but found he had run out of razors. And then the cat vomited everywhere.

The cat likes you clean shaven obviously, although hopefully your main motivation for shaving isn't purely to stop the cat vomiting.

Quote: dellas @ August 21 2013, 9:44 AM BST

:D Whoo... was it Mills and Boon'????....

'Bills and Moon', the story of a man who pays his way by showing his arse.

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