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Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 12:54 PM BST

Spoilers on the internet, but more specifically my total lack of willpower at not being able to stop myself reading them. I am rubbish.

No doubt I'll know exactly how break bad ends before I even watch the first batch of these new episodes because I can't not read them.

maybe they should put something like this up

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Quote: Horseradish @ August 19 2013, 2:33 PM BST

Horlicks.

Chocolate horlicks is the shiZZ

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 18 2013, 8:15 PM BST

FFS NO !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/08/18/poll-should-mo-farah-be-knighted/

Well I think they should take it from that miserable git Bradley Wiggins. Can you imagine him with a lance on horseback?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 19 2013, 1:22 PM BST

Never getting to finish a cup of tea due to constant interruptions, lukewarm doesn't do it for me teawise.

I got used to drinking it stone cold as my dad used to bring me a cup and I'd drink it about half an hour later when I woke up.

Well Chappers you were making tea before the invnetion of hot water

People who ride bikes on pedestrianised streets.

They should have their bikes crushed. Preferably while they're still on them.

I imagine it must be illegal, but I love it when I see old people in their little motorised wheelchairs driving on the road like a car.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 1:25 PM BST

I imagine it must be illegal, but I love it when I see old people in their little motorised wheelchairs driving on the road like a car.

You should see them all in Waitrose car park on a Monday teatime, with their tricked out scooters. Doing doughnuts on the tarmac, flourescent lights underneath, Val Doonican on full volume.

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 1:25 PM BST

I imagine it must be illegal, but I love it when I see old people in their little motorised wheelchairs driving on the road like a car.

It makes my blood run cold. I'm surprised we haven't heard of any of them being killed.

And while we're on it - bloody pedestrains who won't wait for the green man. Yesterday a woman ran in front of me pushing one child in a push-chair and dragging another toddler by the hand. What chance of them learning to obey traffic lights with a mother like that?

Quote: keewik @ August 20 2013, 4:21 PM BST

It makes my blood run cold. I'm surprised we haven't heard of any of them being killed.

And while we're on it - bloody pedestrains who won't wait for the green man. Yesterday a woman ran in front of me pushing one child in a push-chair and dragging another toddler by the hand. What chance of them learning to obey traffic lights with a mother like that?

Women!
;)

Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 1:25 PM BST

I imagine it must be illegal, but I love it when I see old people in their little motorised wheelchairs driving on the road like a car.

Family legend has it that my great uncle Ernie had the license for his motorised bath chair revoked for dangerous driving. He was a WWI flying ace who had been injured ferrying planes back from France after the war, and at the controls to his disability vehicle he acted much as if in a dogfight with the Red Baron.

Cretins piss me off.

Quote: Tursiops @ August 20 2013, 5:04 PM BST

Family legend has it that my great uncle Ernie had the license for his motorised bath chair revoked for dangerous driving. He was a WWI flying ace who had been injured ferrying planes back from France after the war, and at the controls to his disability vehicle he acted much as if in a dogfight with the Red Baron.

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Slowing grey swirls on black wallpaper.*

(*Top of the page with the advert - they often slow down the page!)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 20 2013, 4:32 PM BST

Women!
;)

Didn't I mention all the silly old MALE bastards with walking sticks who regularly launch themselves onto the road against the lights at that particular crossing? Angry

I'm contemplating a new TV so I do what I always do when buying things like that, I read the specs and reviews.

Can I just state spec writers, I couldn't give a monkey's toss about the energy efficiency of the TV.

Has it got a good picture / sound ? That's what 99.9999% of buyers care about.

Email etiquette.
I email a query to a theatre or big company. They reply with the answer. Do I email back again to thank them? Or is that just giving a busy person more annoying mail to read?
When does it end? Do they email back again to say no problem?
Oh, such quandaries.

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