Aw, sweet!
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Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 12:39 AM BSTI find it all a bit too contrived and embarrassing unless you meet as friends first. But then I'm quite weird.
Oh, me too. Which is why I am finding this whole experience so excruciating that I have to share every small detail on here.
There is a bloke with a picture of him and his cat though. I think you'd quite like him!
Is it Chip?
Where is Chip??
Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 12:42 AM BSTThere is a bloke with a picture of him and his cat though.
Aw!
Quote: Lee @ August 20 2013, 12:43 AM BSTIs it Chip?
Where is Chip??
He reached a nice round number so he's buggered off.
Check its not conjoined twins and one of theme dressed as a cat
Was it zero? That's nice and round. 
Your mum's nice and round.
Quote: Lee @ August 20 2013, 12:43 AM BSTIs it Chip?
Who is Chip?
(Hehe, I made myself laugh.)
Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 12:39 AM BSTThank you, and I will.
But to be honest, I don't see why I have to be more careful on the internet than I would be in a club/bar.
I'm with Zooo. I would rather chat to someone online for a while rather than our first interaction be their hand on my arse at the bar.
Soots, honey. The banned you. You know what they said about the police being called next time? Mrs Petunia Periwinkle made her feelings towards you perfectly clear. Just stay away, sweetie.
Nope its because you brought 200 pounds of your own fertiliser
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 12:45 AM BSTYour mum's nice and round.
Worst chat up line ever
Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 12:46 AM BSTWho is Chip?
Oh I see, thanks!
29000 posts is some going.
http://whytheyresingle.com/ Take the warning....
Quote: zooo @ August 20 2013, 12:45 AM BSTYour mum's nice and round.
Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 19 2013, 9:00 PM BSTBill is ageless. He always was and always will simply exist. In an unaging stasis.
It's because, really I'm a dragon.
We live a long time.
Quote: Jennie @ August 20 2013, 12:46 AM BSTWho is Chip?
Nobody knows!...
He is a Phantom of this Phorum and he is phond of small oranges.
