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"Wrong" is such a multi-faceted, confusing word... :)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 19 2013, 8:57 PM BST

Actually, Jennie seems to like older men. Maybe that's just the right place for her to meet blokes.

No! Criteria number 1 is that they do not look like they could be my dad.

Naughty Gordon.

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Jennie, why don't you talk to him but fairly early on let him know you're not interested romantically (in a nice a way as possible). He might still want to chat as friends, and may appreciate the honesty.

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 10:51 PM BST

No! Criteria number 1 is that they do not look like they could be my dad.

Naughty Gordon.

Why not post a photo of your dad on your profile with a red line through her.

Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 11:03 PM BST

Why not post a photo of your dad on your profile with a red line through her.

Her? Revealing some disturbing details about your family there, sooty.

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Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ August 19 2013, 11:02 PM BST

Jennie, why don't you talk to him but fairly early on let him know you're not interested romantically (in a nice a way as possible). He might still want to chat as friends, and may appreciate the honesty.

Hmmm. His opening line was "you seem sweet and hearty". Hearty is just a nice word for fat isn't it?

How about

Dear so and so,

Please find attached a copy of my script.

Get it on BBC 1 at 8:30 on a Friday night and I will probably put out.

Lots of love,

Jennie xxx

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2013, 11:05 PM BST

Her? Revealing some disturbing details about your family there, sooty.

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A comedy producer isn't anything special Jennie. Put your TV on and watch British television and see what I mean!

Quote: AndyGilder @ August 19 2013, 10:51 PM BST

"Wrong" is such a multi-faceted, confusing word... :)

I agree, Andy. :)

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 11:12 PM BST

A comedy producer isn't anything special Jennie. Put your TV on and watch British television and see what I mean!

But they get things on TV.

That would be special to me. :(

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 11:17 PM BST

I agree, Andy. :)

But they get things on TV.

That would be special to me. :(

They don't really Jennie :)

Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 11:19 PM BST

They don't really Jennie :)

Then who does? :S

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 11:11 PM BST

His opening line was "you seem sweet and hearty".

His next line will be that he thinks you are a little gem. :)

Quote: Horseradish @ August 19 2013, 11:22 PM BST

His next line will be that he thinks you are a little gem. :)

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From him, that would sound weird and creepy.

From you, it's rather endearing. :)

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 11:20 PM BST

Then who does? :S

It's a long answer but in real terms in TV producers in the main are the people who determine how many vegetables and burgers to order for a barbecue. John Lloyd is good. Or was. Who knows now.. prob fed up with the bollocks as well :)

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