Only because you were caught trying to have sex with peas.
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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 19 2013, 2:50 PM BSTThat's also my nickname!...because I have a large...
I'll get my coat!
Oh I know Gordon. You forget, I have seen!
Large capacity for missing the joke that has already been made??
Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 2:57 PM BSTLarge capacity for missing the joke that has already been made??
No, I don't think people call me Tripod because of that.
Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 2:57 PM BSTLarge capacity for missing the joke that has already been made??
Does Sooty's joke fall within the definition of a knob gag?
It does yes.
A woman walked into the pub and asked the barman for a large double entendre so he gave her one.
Wouldn't strictly speaking.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 19 2013, 2:54 PM BSTsex with peas.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 3:02 PM BSTknob gag
...and tripods etc.
Many great subjects for Jennie to talk about with her candidates.
I still don't think I get it. I need to understand. It is essential to my comedy writing development.
I thought a knob gag was a gag about male genitals.
But - you are telling me a knob gag is actually where the genitalia is metaphorically substituted for an innocuous object.
Your "he gave her one" wouldn't be a knob gag, because... I don't know why. But it wouldn't be.
Yes a knob gag is a gag that uses an innocuous object or phrase as a reference to the phallus.
MAN
The sheep are lying down. That means it's going to rain.
WOMAN
Thats a fallacy!
MAN (cupping groin)
No that's a fallacy!
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 3:13 PM BSTYour "he gave her one" wouldn't be a knob gag, because... I don't know why. But it wouldn't be.
That's why I said it wouldn't be 
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Brilliant I can now unleash my knob gag knowledge on my online dates.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 3:02 PM BSTDoes Sooty's joke fall within the definition of a knob gag?
I meant you wouldn't need any thing to prop the camera up as he had a 3 legged device for steadying it
You've got smut on the brain
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 3:23 PM BSTI meant you wouldn't need any thing to prop the camera up as he had a 3 legged device for steadying it
You've got smut on the brain
I've just got that kind of face, I can't help it.
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 3:22 PM BST
Brilliant I can now unleash my knob gag knowledge on my online dates.
Some of them will surely like it.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 19 2013, 3:24 PM BSTSome of them will surely like it.
What man would fail to be seduced by a well written knob gag? 
In fact, maybe I should make my profile a series of knob gags.
That will give out the right impression.
Quote: Marc P @ August 19 2013, 3:08 PM BSTIt does yes.
the drunken detective walked into the pub and asked the barman for a large double entendre so he gave her both barrels.
And he shagged her, except she was a bar man andAnd that's why you were banned from the pub again you sot?
Raged his ravishing wife
The drunken detective will return in
Justice sleeps in the shed
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 3:22 PM BST
Brilliant I can now unleash my knob gag knowledge on my online dates.
I believe david carradine was a fan of the knob gag