Will Cam
Sunday 18th August 2013 9:47pm [Edited]
8,180 posts
Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 12:51 PM BST
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR, HE HAS NO TROUSERS ON. HIS FLAT CAP IS TIED ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A BURNING BRA.
HE LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY AND HAS A PINT OF MILD IN HIS DIMPLED MUG
OUR WILL CAM
I've had with those bloomin feminists they don't know what they blooming want.
MRS OUR WILL CAM (OOV)
Yes they do yon stupid man. Why you had to go to that protest in Hebden Bridge, I do not know.
OUR WILL CAM
I don't see why they should thou buggering vote.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
We've got the bloody vote!
OUR WILL CAM
You're a woman? that's it I'm a hermersexual now I'm off done t'gay bar.
OUR WILL CAM STICKS A COCKTAIL UMBRELLA IN HIS PINT OF MILD
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Fine, sling your bleeding hook. What did they did with yon stupid placard?
OUR WILL CAM
Don't ask wife.
OUR WILL CAM GETS UP WE CAN SEE HIS PLACARD HAS BEEN SHOVED UP HIS BOTTOM PROBABLY BY AN ANGRY LESBIAN IT READS
"Equal right for wimmin to do the work and fix the tea."
OUR WILL CAM
C'mon our Sootyj, or should I say our Sootygay.
OUR WILL CAM DRAGS SOOTYJ BY HIS LEAD WHICH IS HOT PINK AND ATTACHED TO A BONDAGE COLLAR
SOOTYJ (ALA A DOG SAYING SAUSAGES)
Turned out shite again,
Been out all day, what a treat to come home to
PS nice to see AJGO back