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Love thy neighbour?

Quote: sglen @ August 18 2013, 11:30 PM BST

I found Plenty of Fish to be full of people who wanted to show me photos of their knob.

I already have BCG for that.

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 11:28 PM BST

Dusts off photo with ginormous Jew fro and 8 inch beard, with Peter Sutcliffe smile.

Lovey

Thanks all. Bit busy at the moment but may well consider doing it.

It's not like I'm adverse to finding Prince Charming, I just can't be doing with all the frogs.

If anything, it would be good for comedy research.

Careful I'm cursed most of the girls who kiss me hoppit straight afterwards

Any way in BCG we don't show you our knobs, we show you we are knobs!

Quote: Lee @ August 18 2013, 11:51 PM BST

If anything, it would be good for comedy research.

Does that chat up line ever work?

Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 11:16 PM BST

:D

the men I fancy are generally considered pretty ugly.

If you are really attracted to ugly older men then I honestly don't think internet dating is going to disappoint.

Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 10:09 PM BST

Oooh..how old is your son, Keewik?

My friend is a lovely girl. Maybe we could solve both our problems..

36-year-old scientist - which is the problem ... Not many women in that line.

Couldn't he just make one himself?

Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 11:16 PM BST

(Unless there are any takers here - she is 36, really lovely and just wants to settle down and have a hundred babies. Anyone??)

Keewik - They are the same age! Is he really shy, but so lovely and caring and dependable inside? (That is what I assume when I think of scientists). Although the long distance thing may be a problem!

Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 11:16 PM BST

:D
(Unless there are any takers here - she is 36, really lovely and just wants to settle down and have a hundred babies. Anyone??)

Yes! I want to be a granny.

He's in the south of England.

Quote: Tursiops @ August 18 2013, 11:56 PM BST

If you are really attracted to ugly older men then I honestly don't think internet dating is going to disappoint.

Yes.

But they also have to be:

Strong, generous, hilariously funny, caring, thoughtful, passionate, good at DIY, intelligent, interested in the world, open-minded, considerate, solvent, practical, imaginative, optimistic, warm, romantic, adventurous, dependable, independent, tolerant, respectful, kind and curious.

Which is a bit more of a problem.

Obviously the most important of these is "good at DIY". The rest are negotiable.

Channel 4 recently aired a very interesting two-part documentary hosted by Dawn O'Porter, I think it was called How To Find Love Online. Essential viewing if you're considering online dating yourself. I'm sure it's on 4oD.

Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2013, 12:12 AM BST

Channel 4 recently aired a very interesting two-part documentary hosted by Dawn O'Porter, I think it was called How To Find Love Online. Essential viewing if you're considering online dating yourself. I'm sure it's on 4oD.

Will check it out, thanks :)

Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:04 AM BST

Is he really shy, but so lovely and caring and dependable inside? (That is what I assume when I think of scientists).

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Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:10 AM BST

Yes.

But the also have to be:

Strong, generous, hilariously funny, caring, thoughtful, passionate, good at DIY, intelligent, interested in the world, open-minded, considerate, solvent, practical, imaginative, optimistic, warm, romantic, adventurous, dependable, independent, tolerant, respectful, kind and curious.

Which is a bit more of a problem.

Obviously the most important of these is "good at DIY". The rest are negotiable.

I can also offer you a 32-year-old who is brilliant at DIY. (Christ! I sound like a pimp)

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 11:34 PM BST

how about a BCG dating page?

You mean the PM button?? Whistling nnocently

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