Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 5:10 PM BSTReally? Because I'm going to be honest with you...it looks a bit cheap and nasty.
Which is ironic, because I am sure you are neither
LOL... I suspect that it's a avon brand, or worse, I can't see Daniel Banks being muttered by some pretentious French types in an advert any time soon.
ta for the compliment.
Quote: Jennie @ August 17 2013, 5:05 PM BSTI need to learn to fancy men under the age of 45.
How far under ? 
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 18 2013, 9:32 PM BSTHow far under ?
Dunno..far enough under that people don't mistake them for my dad. I hate it when that happens.
Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 12:51 PM BSTOUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR, HE HAS NO TROUSERS ON. HIS FLAT CAP IS TIED ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A BURNING BRA.
HE LOOKS VERY UNHAPPY AND HAS A PINT OF MILD IN HIS DIMPLED MUGOUR WILL CAM
I've had with those bloomin feminists they don't know what they blooming want.MRS OUR WILL CAM (OOV)
Yes they do yon stupid man. Why you had to go to that protest in Hebden Bridge, I do not know.OUR WILL CAM
I don't see why they should thou buggering vote.MRS OUR WILL CAM
We've got the bloody vote!OUR WILL CAM
You're a woman? that's it I'm a hermersexual now I'm off done t'gay bar.OUR WILL CAM STICKS A COCKTAIL UMBRELLA IN HIS PINT OF MILD
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Fine, sling your bleeding hook. What did they did with yon stupid placard?OUR WILL CAM
Don't ask wife.OUR WILL CAM GETS UP WE CAN SEE HIS PLACARD HAS BEEN SHOVED UP HIS BOTTOM PROBABLY BY AN ANGRY LESBIAN IT READS
"Equal right for wimmin to do the work and fix the tea."
OUR WILL CAM
C'mon our Sootyj, or should I say our Sootygay.OUR WILL CAM DRAGS SOOTYJ BY HIS LEAD WHICH IS HOT PINK AND ATTACHED TO A BONDAGE COLLAR
SOOTYJ (ALA A DOG SAYING SAUSAGES)
Turned out shite again,
Been out all day, what a treat to come home to
PS nice to see AJGO back 
Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 11:49 PM BSThttps://www.elance.com/j/untitled-book/45627457/?backurl=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZWxhbmNlLmNvbS9yL2pvYnMvY2F0LXdyaXRpbmctdHJhbnNsYXRpb24=
elance job of the day
Someone's writing my life story! 
Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 9:48 PM BST
Dunno..far enough under that people don't mistake them for my dad. I hate it when that happens.
Rules me out then; I'd definitely look like your Dad.
Oh good I won't have to use any credits, $500 for the whole thing?
I'll even draw a picture of you beating off Bill Clinton and The King of Saudi 2 handed.....when they try and attack you.
For the front cover.
Quote: billwill @ August 18 2013, 11:53 PM BST
Rules me out then; I'd definitely look like your Dad.
That's a shame Bill - I reckon you would be the perfect gentleman on a date. 
Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 11:55 PM BSTOh good I won't have to use any credits, $500 for the whole thing?
I'll even draw a picture of you beating off Bill Clinton and The King of Saudi 2 handed.....when they try and attack you.
For the front cover.
You on the other hand... 
Bill is a gent, would involve at least one oil change. wiping down your headlamps and him thoroughly checking your suspension.
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:00 AM BSTBill is a gent, would involve at least one oil change. wiping down your headlamps and him thoroughly checking your suspension.
Just joshing Bill, how is the lovely robot wife?
Quote: sootyj @ August 19 2013, 12:10 AM BSTJust joshing Bill, how is the lovely robot wife?
Didn't you look at the photos of last Wednesday, when I took her to meet some of her relatives:
http://www.c8369069.myzen.co.uk/piwigo/index.php?/category/18/start-30
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Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 9:48 PM BST
Dunno..far enough under that people don't mistake them for my dad. I hate it when that happens.
I think I am fairly safe on that front 
Didn't get to sleep until. 4:30, overslept have forgotten purse and am going to get penalty fare. I hope you are all having better days.
Quote: Jennie @ August 18 2013, 9:48 PM BST
Dunno..far enough under that people don't mistake them for my dad. I hate it when that happens.
I think its that fetish for being shouted at by middle aged men to take your make up off.
What is that fetish called?
(did I mention, I have a pair of backless driving gloves, a golfing jumper and a fully equipped garden shed......)
