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Quote: David Smith @ August 18 2013, 11:40 AM BST

I am an engineer not a train guard. Also I don't have a crystal meth problem.

I suspect one of those statements to be untrue

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 4:33 PM BST

I suspect one of those statements to be untrue

And I suspect you are interested in crystal meth.

Aren't we all?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 18 2013, 4:41 PM BST

Aren't we all?

Not me. I am interested in The Crystal Maze not crystal meth.

You'd be the right person to ask

Do you abuse your job to sell the meth cross country

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 4:42 PM BST

You'd be the right person to ask

Do you abuse your job to sell the meth cross country

I do not abuse my job to sell meth.BTW I work for Northern Rail.

Are you implying northeners can't afford crystal meth?

If you two finished bickering can one of you kindly pass me a crumb of crystal then?

Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday BCG. Happy Birthday to you. Hip Hooray!

The crystal meth maze that's your life isn't it Dave?

Quote: sootyj @ August 18 2013, 9:09 PM BST

The crystal maze that's your life isn't it Dave?

No it's a TV show I like.

Quote: David Smith @ August 18 2013, 4:43 PM BST

I work for Northern Rail.

We need another carriage on the main commuter train between Manchester Piccadilly and Liverpool Lime Street.

I assume you can fix this for me. My boyfriend works for gangsters. Unimpressed

Brilliant !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9t3XBXmtgQ

Has everyone seen the slopwed down Jolene now? If you haven't:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzYHllLv_IE

That was cool sounded like someone more like Joni Mitchell

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