Sooty, you are the PERFECT person for that job.
Hilarious - how does it work? I get the app, I can't be arsed to text someone, so I look and see if you have come up with the right words?
At least you'll get to see if that chat up line ever works
Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2013, 11:10 PM BSTActually what the blue f**k are those f**ked up things, they're inflatable and seem to have a fluid drain built in.
Do they come with a safety word?
God knows, although it is nice to see that in the 21st century we have shoes that resemble a naked woman on her knees.
It's like Germaine Greer never happened.