Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 3:51 PM BSTI don't know what shoe porn is.
I imagine my life is poorer as a result.
I wouldn't suggest you Google for it!
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Having an enquiring mind I did a Google image search; mostly safe for work, but there is one guy who has clearly misunderstood the concept of a winkle picker.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 16 2013, 4:13 PM BSTI wouldn't suggest you Google for it!
Does that cvhatup line ever work?
Quote: Tursiops @ August 16 2013, 4:17 PM BSTHaving an enquiring mind I did a Google image search; mostly safe for work, but there is one guy who has clearly misunderstood the concept of a winkle picker.
You were brave Google searching for that at work 
I wouldn't have liked to explain that to IT.
A friend of mine once Googled his own name in the office...then the computer got stuck. Bit embarrassing,
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 4:47 PM BSTYou were brave Google searching for that at work
I wouldn't have liked to explain that to IT.
A friend of mine once Googled his own name in the office...then the computer got stuck. Bit embarrassing,
I did that once and discovered apparently I have a range of toiletries.
Had to buy some... doesn't smell too bad... lol
Quote: dannyjb1 @ August 16 2013, 4:54 PM BSTHad to buy some... doesn't smell too bad... lol
Really? Because I'm going to be honest with you...it looks a bit cheap and nasty.
Which is ironic, because I am sure you are neither 
Serious question. (no really)
Can anyone offer suggestions to help me to stop counting the steps as I go up and down stairs?
I keep try to hum a tune or something but then I catch myself counting again.
It's doing my 'effin' head in !
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 16 2013, 6:26 PM BSTSerious question. (no really)
Can anyone offer suggestions to help me to stop counting the steps as I go up and down stairs?
I keep try to hum a tune or something but then I catch myself counting again.
It's doing my 'effin' head in !
Start with a number other than 1. It will be a waste of time then.
Count backwards but every time start the number one lower
As you approach the stairs try listing difficult lists
Buy a stairlift?
Quote: AJGO @ August 16 2013, 12:03 PM BSTAre you pushing shoeporn again?!
I just need to get rid of 122 words from a story then I can submit it and hopefully get paid. I cannot see any more words that can be removed.
And I have a headache that won't bloody go away. Drinking strong coffee to help. Shandy's Larks topic is seriously tempting me to get a little something to go with coffee.
example:
I just need to get rid of remove 122 words from a story then I can submit it to and hopefully get paid. I cannot see any more removable words that can be removed.
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I judge that none of you are much interested in Lotus cars so you won't want to look at these pictures of the Wednesday BBQ:
http://www.c8369069.myzen.co.uk/piwigo/index.php?/category/18
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 16 2013, 6:26 PM BSTSerious question. (no really)
Can anyone offer suggestions to help me to stop counting the steps as I go up and down stairs?
I keep try to hum a tune or something but then I catch myself counting again.
It's doing my 'effin' head in !
I find myself doing this when taking grapes off the stock to put into a bowl to wash. The only way I stop it is by desperately focusing on a totally different subject and trying to ignore the grapes.
I just Googled shoe porn. I know I shouldn't have.
It came back with this:
What the actual? You are sick, sick puppies.
Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2013, 3:33 PM BSTI'm always surprised ajgo is so into shoe porn what with her having 3 legs, surely the exctra shoe expense would be a nuisance
I get discount for doing my Jake the Peg routine
Quote: billwill @ August 16 2013, 7:16 PM BSTexample:
I just need to get rid of remove 122 words from a story then I can submit it to and hopefully get paid. I cannot see any more removable words that can be removed.
That wasn't my actual story! But yep, changed all the things like 'made my way to' to 'got to'. It ain't literature I tells ya. But got lovely response and paid so hurrah.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 16 2013, 6:26 PM BSTSerious question. (no really)
Can anyone offer suggestions to help me to stop counting the steps as I go up and down stairs?
I keep try to hum a tune or something but then I catch myself counting again.
It's doing my 'effin' head in !
Aw 
I do the same. Sometimes I'll count a random thing then realise a bit later, in a different room doing something else, I'm still counting 
If you can't stop doing it and it's bothering you, maybe turn it into a silly game where you think of dafter and dafter words that can go in place of Mississipi (like when you're counting thunder and lightning). Then you'll not only have owned the counting for your own amusement but also you'll have a list you can apply to a sitcom character should you ever wish to write one!
At some point I need to adopt my disguise ala the script writer in Aunt Julia and the Script Writer.
And write 100 cheery text messages, for an app that allows unimaginative ladies to; flirt with their partners, talk to their kids and gossip with friends without the strain of thinking of anything original to say.
One of them is "invite your daughter to bake valentine cookies with you!"
Occaisonally I worry ala Walter Mitty, Sootyj's personality may completely vanish.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 10:14 PM BSTI just Googled shoe porn. I know I shouldn't have.
It came back with this:
What the actual? You are sick, sick puppies.
Actually what the blue f**k are those f**ked up things, they're inflatable and seem to have a fluid drain built in.
Do they come with a safety word?