Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 5:14 PM BSTI'm open to negotiating.
A long as you can guarantee the loyalty of the nobility in your county, of course.
I could have delivered Somerset once.
But that was when Arabellla Churchill was alive and available for chats in the green field showers.
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 5:14 PM BSTfireman's poles.
Is that a euphe....I'll get me coat.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 14 2013, 6:06 PM BSTIs that a euphe....I'll get me coat.
Don't be afraid - the new world will be awash with penis metaphors.
Quote: reds @ August 14 2013, 12:01 PM BSTOh yeah. I actually type all my post standing on my head.
I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! 
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 8:25 PM BSTDon't be afraid - the new world will be awash with penis metaphors.
Not if I'm leader of "Summer-World"!
A Top Tip from Viz.
SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour off Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something on Discovery.
Forgot Asda's birthday yesterday !
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 14 2013, 9:32 PM BSTNot if I'm leader of "Summer-World"!
That's it darling. Stay optimistic. You never know.
This has cheered me up.
SOME dogs, despite not being cats, are actually quite cute.
Proper thought that was a SS symbol on his head, was temporarily concerned about your level of dog hatred!
I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...
*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST
I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST
I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*
Sieg Howl!
Quote: William Purry @ August 16 2013, 4:15 PM BSTSieg Howl!
Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST
I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*
You don't have to dress him up if he has natural talent:
