Ha, good luck.
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Thanks. I reckon I'll need it.
I am cross. I'm late, it's raining, I DON'T have an umbrella, but DO have a hangover after Pinot Grigio Thursday was established by my friends. My phone charger has broken, I have loads of work, even more laundry and my hair is frizzy.
*Flounces into a corner to sulk*
Humph.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 9:40 AM BST...a hangover after Pinot Grigio Thursday
I think that may be the definition of the phrase "First World problem".
Definitely a 'white whine'.
We actually call our evenings out 'wine and whine'.
We're great company 
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 9:40 AM BSTI am cross. I'm late, it's raining, I DON'T have an umbrella, but DO have a hangover after Pinot Grigio Thursday was established by my friends. My phone charger has broken, I have loads of work, even more laundry and my hair is frizzy.
*Flounces into a corner to sulk*
Humph.
Have you got both shoes though?
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 9:40 AM BSTI DON'T have an umbrella
Radical - but morally right.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 9:40 AM BSTI am cross. I'm late, it's raining, I DON'T have an umbrella, but DO have a hangover after Pinot Grigio Thursday was established by my friends. My phone charger has broken, I have loads of work, even more laundry and my hair is frizzy.
*Flounces into a corner to sulk*
Humph.
thats a plot for your sitcom
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 9:53 AM BSTWe actually call our evenings out 'wine and whine'.
We're great company
andthat's the title
So, I got on the train, only to find a couple engaging in a desperately inappropriate public display of affection. I can't cope with these in my own relationships (seriously, let go of my hand, I need it for stuff) and I definitely can't cope with other people's. Especially when it is RIGHT IN MY FACE.
We get to London Bridge, the door opens. Turns out, he is getting off here (thank God) but she isn't. So we have 30 seconds of 'I can't believe you're going' 'I'm going to miss you so much'. He gets off the train and stand on the platform still holding her hand. So I press the door release button. Ha. Take that, romance and happiness.
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2013, 10:26 AM BSTHave you got both shoes though?
NO!
I wear heels at work, but can't be bothered to traipse around London in them, so I wear flats and change into them at work. This morning, in the haze of my lateness and my hangover and my frizz, I couldn't find my little pumps. So I just shoved my white running trainers on and ran out the door.
Get to work - I haven't got my bloody heels. I am in a black suit and bright white trainers. What do I do? Go barefoot or wear trainers?
AAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHH
Quote: Horseradish @ August 16 2013, 10:26 AM BSTRadical - but morally right.
Interesting. I love umbrellas. They keep others out of my personal space.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 11:14 AM BSTWe get to London Bridge, the door opens. Turns out, he is getting off here (thank God) but she isn't. So we have 30 seconds of 'I can't believe you're going' 'I'm going to miss you so much'. He gets off the train and stand on the platform still holding her hand. So I press the door release button. Ha. Take that, romance and happiness.
THE WOMAN WHIPS OUT HER MOBILE PHONE
WOMAN
It's alright Barry the f**kers gone, meet you at the usual place in 30 mins.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 11:14 AM BSTGet to work - I haven't got my bloody heels. I am in a black suit and bright white trainers. What do I do? Go barefoot or wear trainers?
Buy shoes!
Pretend you're the rapping barrister and the white trainers are part of your crazy, legal, stylings
Yo judge my wigs white and my trainers too
But I'm not here to entertain you
My client is accused of doing a rape
He's so good he should have a cape
To the jury I must state
He's taking me to nandos on a date!
Quote: zooo @ August 15 2013, 1:04 AM BSTI found a little bit of metal wire in some pate. I kept it for weeks planning to write a letter and all that, but just couldn't be bothered.
Threw it away the other day.
I've send my letter off to Cadbury, kept the 'foreign object', mainly I want to draw their attention to there being something that shouldn't be there in their product....wire in pate would count as 'shouldn't be there', not too late to let them know though.
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2013, 11:26 AM BSTBuy shoes!
Ooh. What a good idea. I probably need two pairs. And they should be pretty. And probably Kurt, Geiger, to make sure they last. I better go and get them. Right now.
Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2013, 11:36 AM BSTPretend you're the rapping barrister and the white trainers are part of your crazy, legal, stylings
Yo judge my wigs white and my trainers too
But I'm not here to entertain you
My client is accused of doing a rape
He's so good he should have a cape
To the jury I must state
He's taking me to nandos on a date!
Sooty, you do make me laugh.
Quote: Jennie @ August 16 2013, 11:50 AM BSTOoh. What a good idea. I probably need two pairs. And they should be pretty. And probably Kurt, Geiger, to make sure they last. I better go and get them. Right now.
Get the ones with the red soles!
Quote: Marc P @ August 16 2013, 11:55 AM BSTGet the ones with the red soles!
Are you pushing shoeporn again?!
I just need to get rid of 122 words from a story then I can submit it and hopefully get paid. I cannot see any more words that can be removed.
And I have a headache that won't bloody go away. Drinking strong coffee to help. Shandy's Larks topic is seriously tempting me to get a little something to go with coffee.