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Bloody hell. Kat, for a 14-year old, you're ffffilthy! :O

(Probably not as filthy as I was though.)

;)

Quote: zooo @ February 14, 2008, 6:20 PM

Look at the kitty!

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AWwwwwwwwwwwwww! I want one. :(

I got a valentines kiss off my son Jack.
Nanananana.
I did hold him down & he did strugle, but ....I kicked him in the shin & kissed the top of his head. Nanananana.

PS. My husband let me watch him, watch football too.
Wooooooooooooooooo
Spoilt bitch eh?

Quote: zooo @ February 14, 2008, 6:20 PM

Look at the kitty!

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I would f**k it.

Quote: Aaron @ February 11, 2008, 2:57 PM

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars,
It's a hundred thousand lights years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point,
We go round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions,
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Great song. :)

I've always sung that to my son as a lullaby. He's 6 now and knows it word for word.

BTW what a bunch of loveless saddos! Am I the only one who got choccies, a card, and the most tremendous blowjob today...all BEFORE LUNCH? Hehe heh. Hate me if you must.

F**k, there's no "smug" smiley...

I used to sing this to my boy's.

Get out of bed &
I'll saw off yer head.
Put yer feet on the floor
I'll shut yer face in the door.
Make any noise
You'l be 2 dead boys

CHOROUS
If you grizzle
I will get petrol & matches
watch you fizzle
You will burn to a crisp
walk with a lisp
If you can walk at alllllllllll.
I will not answer
If you callllllllllll.

My boyfriend made it up to me in the end...

I got 48 cards yesterday.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 15, 2008, 10:24 AM

My boyfriend made it up to me in the end...

"Up" being the operative word, yes?

Quote: jake how @ February 15, 2008, 2:43 PM

I got 48 cards yesterday.

You need 52 to play poker.

How many cards did you get ?

I don't even know 48 people.

I probably don't either. Certainly not offline - certainly not girls offline.

I am a hunk that is why.

Picture please.

:)

I don't think so.

Then the hunk claims must go unsubstantiated.
You've made us very sad.

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