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Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 5:14 PM BST

I'm open to negotiating. :) A long as you can guarantee the loyalty of the nobility in your county, of course.

I could have delivered Somerset once.

But that was when Arabellla Churchill was alive and available for chats in the green field showers.

Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 5:14 PM BST

fireman's poles.

Is that a euphe....I'll get me coat.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 14 2013, 6:06 PM BST

Is that a euphe....I'll get me coat.

Don't be afraid - the new world will be awash with penis metaphors.

Quote: reds @ August 14 2013, 12:01 PM BST

Oh yeah. I actually type all my post standing on my head.

I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeew it! :D

Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 8:25 PM BST

Don't be afraid - the new world will be awash with penis metaphors.

Not if I'm leader of "Summer-World"!

A Top Tip from Viz.

SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour off Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something on Discovery.

Forgot Asda's birthday yesterday !

:|

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 14 2013, 9:32 PM BST

Not if I'm leader of "Summer-World"!

That's it darling. Stay optimistic. You never know.

This has cheered me up.

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SOME dogs, despite not being cats, are actually quite cute.

Proper thought that was a SS symbol on his head, was temporarily concerned about your level of dog hatred!

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I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...

*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*

Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST

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I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...

*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST

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I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...

*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*

Sieg Howl!

Quote: William Purry @ August 16 2013, 4:15 PM BST

Sieg Howl!

:D

Quote: zooo @ August 16 2013, 2:27 PM BST

:O
I would never dress a dog up as a Nazi...

*starts to plan dog Nazi outfit*

You don't have to dress him up if he has natural talent:

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