I LOVE Christmas. When I rule the world, we will have Mini Christmas Day' every month. In preparation for the main thing. There will be carols and trees and decorations and presents and everyone being nice to each other.
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Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 2:11 PM BSTI LOVE Christmas. When I rule the world, we will have Mini Christmas Day' every month. In preparation for the main thing. There will be carols and trees and decorations and presents and everyone being nice to each other.
When I rule the world we will have summer all year. Every month we'll have two or three days of rain or temperatures under 30°C to cool down.
But, everyone will be nice to each other even under my regime.
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 2:11 PM BSTI LOVE Christmas. When I rule the world, we will have Mini Christmas Day' every month. In preparation for the main thing. There will be carols and trees and decorations and presents and everyone being nice to each other.
I think I love you.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 14 2013, 2:21 PM BSTWhen I rule the world we will have summer all year. Every month we'll have two or three days of rain or temperatures under 30°C to cool down.
But, everyone will be nice to each other even under my regime.
I'm sorry, that sounds like hell. I will have to stage a military coup and get rid of you. Sorry. 
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2013, 2:26 PM BSTI think I love you.
Well, I'm going to need a henchmen in charge of 'Christmas enforcement' to make sure everyone is observing Mini Christmas Day. Fancy the job?
Yes please!
Can I wear a hat?
Quote: zooo @ August 14 2013, 2:37 PM BSTYes please!
Can I wear a hat?
Of course. Naturally it will be an elf hat. This is to distinguish you from the henchmen who will be enforcing public transport etiquette.
I am going to look awesome.
Perfect. Whimsical yet menacingly authoritative.
" Keep them talking . . I'll phone. "
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 2:11 PM BSTI LOVE Christmas. When I rule the world, we will have Mini Christmas Day' every month. In preparation for the main thing. There will be carols and trees and decorations and presents and everyone being nice to each other.
* puts Jennie on the Mafia hitlist, alongside zooo*
Menacingly authoritative!! 
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 2:30 PM BSTI'm sorry, that sounds like hell. I will have to stage a military coup and get rid of you.
Oh it's like that...I see. Two can play that game, love.
Quote: keewik @ August 14 2013, 3:56 PM BST* puts Jennie on the Mafia hitlist, alongside zooo*
Yes...but let's do it quietly. Silencers and then dump them in the sea. No spectacular drive by shootings.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 14 2013, 2:21 PM BSTWhen I rule the world we will have summer all year. Every month we'll have two or three days of rain or temperatures under 30°C to cool down.
But, everyone will be nice to each other even under my regime.
Sounds even better now 1 hour after posting. I'd worship me.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 14 2013, 4:28 PM BSTOh it's like that...I see. Two can play that game, love.
Don't you live in Switzerland? International politics is not for the likes of you, sonny. Now go and play quietly while the grown ups talk.
Now, as well as monthly Christmas, I shall also ban dogs in handbags and execute George Osbourne at sunset.
Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 5:01 PM BSTNow, as well as monthly Christmas, I shall also ban dogs in handbags and execute George Osbourne at sunset.
No mention yet of an umbrella ban or replacing trains and tracks with open conveyor belts.
It's cool but I'm still floating.
Quote: Horseradish @ August 14 2013, 5:06 PM BSTNo mention yet of an umbrella ban or replacing trains and tracks with open conveyor belts.
It's cool but I'm still floating.
I'm open to negotiating.
A long as you can guarantee the loyalty of the nobility in your county, of course.
Oh, and I am abolishing stairs. We will have ski lifts and fireman's poles.