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Who do you fancy? Page 1,000

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 13 2013, 10:29 PM BST

Hhmm...now we know how Pete Townshend would look with a wig.

Don't worry Gordon - it's always hard when you are faced with a figure of such raw and potent masculinity. ;)

Quote: Jennie @ August 13 2013, 10:07 PM BST

I think he deserves to be here this week.

A very attractive man just got better.

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Now chancellor; your salary is in excess of a hundred thousand pounds a year, you're a millionare in your own right.
And yet you still refuse to offer a reasonable excuse for not loaning me the price of a cup of tea.

Quote: Jennie @ August 13 2013, 10:41 PM BST

Don't worry Gordon - it's always hard when you are faced with a figure of such raw and potent masculinity. ;)

Does that chatup line ever work?

Now look, I said I was expecting great thing for page 1000 of this thread. While Paxman and I share the same Christian name I think three pictures (so far) is excessive and overall a rather poor showing.

Let's get things back on track. Here's Big Brother presenter, Emma Willis.

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By the way, has anyone ever picked out a random page in this section to see who comes up? I've just seen a picture of the Fat Controller - what's the matter with you people!

Quote: Tuumble @ August 14 2013, 8:28 AM BST

Now look, I said I was expecting great thing for page 1000 of this thread. While Paxman and I share the same Christian name I think three pictures (so far) is excessive and overall a rather poor showing.

Let's get things back on track.

You're right, Tuumble.

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Quote: Tuumble @ August 14 2013, 8:28 AM BST

Emma Willis.

I remember her from the days when MTV used to play music (imagine that)! I'm sure she had a different name then though??

Something for da ladies:

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(I photoshopped Ronaldo's head onto a picture of my body!)

Quote: Lee @ August 14 2013, 10:00 AM BST

I remember her from the days when MTV used to play music (imagine that)! I'm sure she had a different name then though??

She has since married Matt Willis from off of Busted.

Quote: Lee @ August 14 2013, 10:00 AM BST

I remember her from the days when MTV used to play music (imagine that)!

The music was mostly shit.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2013, 12:18 PM BST

She has since married Matt Willis from off of Busted.

I believe she used to be Emma Griffiths.

Ronaldo gets a thumbs down from me (which I'm sure he is very upset about).

It's the bulging veins and the weird orange colour and the fact that he is practically a child and also quite possibly gay.

Quote: Jennie @ August 14 2013, 12:24 PM BST

Ronaldo gets a thumbs down from me (which I'm sure he is very upset about).

It's the bulging veins and the weird orange colour

Same here I'm afraid. Plus being a footballer is a massive turn off.
But thanks for trying to post someone for us!

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2013, 12:26 PM BST

But thanks for trying to post someone for us!

You're welcome.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2013, 12:26 PM BST

footballer is a massive turn off.

I like football...but footballers are eejits, I give you that.

The neck is the base of a Californian Redwood.

But are the frown marks around the belly button designer?

Quote: Jennie @ August 13 2013, 10:07 PM BST
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Why is he wearing those weird black wings though...is it all part of the new look??

I never thought I would say this, but could george post something?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 14 2013, 6:39 PM BST

Why is he wearing those weird black wings though...is it all part of the new look??

Black wings...hmmm...he must be the antichrist.

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