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Lygers are like totally awesome!

Are they the ones bred by humans? It didn't happen naturally, or did it?

But they will be outcasts their whole lives. Neither lion or tiger. Lions and tigers live in different places. Would he live in the forest or on the savannah? It's not fair.

Every now and then a randy male tiger jumps a female lion in heat in a zoo.
They're always random it would be unbelievably cruel to breed them deliberately.
Zoos kinda f**k up natural behaviour, epecially as tigers are bigger than lions male lions generally have a low sex drive in captivity. So they won't ruck with a tiger over something they don't want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2013, 11:33 PM BST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Great stuff.

Now that's what I call random and surreal!

Quote: Jennie @ August 8 2013, 10:50 PM BST

Excellent idea Zooo - I will have a look.

I described my ideal cat to my mum the other day - she misheard and thought I was describing my ideal boyfriend.

Awkward.

Mom, I want one that's fat, lazy, sleeps all the time, only wakes up to feed and really couldn't give a f*ck about anyone or anything else.

Could be used in both cases really I suppose !

Quote: Jennie @ August 8 2013, 10:50 PM BST

Excellent idea Zooo - I will have a look.

http://www.cats.org.uk/

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Without warning!

:D

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It's brace yourself time . . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 13 2013, 8:31 PM BST

It's brace yourself time . . .

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Aw, poor Kitty/ies.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 13 2013, 8:31 PM BST

It's brace yourself time . . .

*waits*

Sooty that's really quite disturbing!

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2013, 8:35 PM BST
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Didn't they have a BBC3 documentary series?

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2013, 8:37 PM BST

Aw, poor Kitty/ies.

*waits*

Aparently it's doing fine, I suppose it can enjoy its kitty food twice as much.

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