Quote: Jennie @ August 11 2013, 9:48 PM BSTNah, there are alarms on the walls of the cell if necessary. I mean verbal advances rather than anything else.
"Miss...Miss..When I get out, would you like to go for dinner with me? We could go to Nando's..or Weatherspoons.."
Ah, not so much scary as annoying.
Although t'is true that Nandos can be quite scary.
Yep. The same client had earlier said to me: "When I realised I had a woman [barrister] I thought I was f**ked. But you were quite good. Which is surprising, as women are usually a bit too emotional to do talking in court."
I don't know how you resist violence.
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 10:09 PM BSTI don't know how you resist violence.
Worst dating advice ever
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 10:09 PM BSTI don't know how you resist violence.
Who says I do? 
I love this. Excellent idea:
Quote: Jennie @ August 11 2013, 10:16 PM BSTI love this. Excellent idea:
Yeah,
Cameron working part time in a residential home, changing nappies on elderly residents, making them a drink, leading the Saturday afternoon sing song etc etc.
Forgoing his salary for the minimum wage.
Quote: Jennie @ August 11 2013, 9:48 PM BSTNah, there are alarms on the walls of the cell if necessary. I mean verbal advances rather than anything else.
"Miss...Miss..When I get out, would you like to go for dinner with me? We could go to Nando's..or Weatherspoons.."
Now, call me a Picky Penelope, but one of my basic requirements in a lover is that he doesn't have to sign the Sex Offenders Register.
And preferably has his own teeth.
Besides, I f**king hate Nando's.
All I ever got, as a social worker, was a bunch of bananas ... But maybe that had Freudian significance.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23681261
Such a sinister regime.
Hats off to you as a social worker, Keewik - now THAT is a difficult job.
Quote: keewik @ August 12 2013, 12:09 AM BST
All I ever got, as a social worker, was a bunch of bananas ... But maybe that had Freudian significance.
Isn't giving someone in Scotland in fruit a most dire insult?
Still you'll probably have an escapeed gorilla to feed in your garden soon enough.
Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2013, 7:51 PM BSTIsn't giving someone in Scotland fruit a most dire insult?
I asked for gammon and pineapple in a chippy in scotland once
Not only was the gammon deep-fried
But they'd deep fried a pineapple ring as well!
Mental buggers
Quote: lofthouse @ August 13 2013, 9:03 PM BSTI asked for gammon and pineapple in a chippy in scotland once
Not only was the gammon deep-fried
But they'd deep fried a pineapple ring as well!
Mental buggers
It's the kilts y'know.
Hey lay off Nandos!
I like Paxman's beard.
Quote: lofthouse @ August 13 2013, 9:03 PM BSTI asked for gammon and pineapple in a chippy in scotland once
Not only was the gammon deep-fried
But they'd deep fried a pineapple ring as well!
Mental buggers
I hope they didn't forget to put batter on it first.
Quote: Ben @ August 13 2013, 9:24 PM BSTI like Paxman's beard.
It undoubtedly adds to his charm.
