Quote: lofthouse @ August 9 2013, 10:40 PM BSTCan I ave me ball back?
Does that chat up line ever work?
Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 32
Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2013, 10:24 AM BSTone marriage.
Who they???
A cross between Abba and one direction
Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2013, 12:05 PM BSTA cross between Abba and one direction
That would be too gay.
Would you like some toast?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 10 2013, 12:07 PM BSTThat would be too gay.
Does that chatup line ever work?
Quote: lofthouse @ August 11 2013, 3:24 PM BSTWould you like some toast?
With marmite?
I've actually for about 10 years wanted to try a soft boiled egg, with marmite soldiers.
But the chaos and entropy in my life has prevented me putting all the ingredients together in one place.
Sooty, why did you never get on Masterchef?
Quote: sootyj @ August 11 2013, 3:28 PM BSTfor about 10 years I wanted to try a soft boiled egg, with marmite soldiers.
I am changing a light fitting.
I have a red wire, a brown/black wire and the yellow/green wire.
Strongly suspect red is live, but Google is contradictory on the subject.
Any ideas?
Dont ask a dog theyre colour blind.
Quote: lofthouse @ August 11 2013, 3:39 PM BSTSooty, why did you never get on Masterchef?
Because the BBC is run by the Bilderbergs and the Freemasons you know that your holiness.
Red must be the dangerous one, surely?
But I have no idea. Hopefully someone with a DIY mind will come along...
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 3:50 PM BSTRed must be the dangerous one, surely?
But I have no idea. Hopefully someone with a DIY mind will come along...
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I wanted to be all strong and independent, but I just feel a bit out of my depth 
You need one of those nice 1980s DIY handbooks with pictures and diagrams.
You can trust them, they've got facts in. Not like the bloody internet, with 100 different opinions about everything.
Hi zooo how's mein kampf going
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2013, 3:59 PM BSTYou need one of those nice 1940s DIY handbooks with pictures and diagrams.
You can trust them, they've got facts in. Not like the bloody internet, with 100 different opinions about everything.
I'm a qualified electrical technician, I wonder if anyone wants to ask me a question...
Quote: sootyj @ August 10 2013, 12:05 PM BSTA cross between Abba and one direction
I'm going to a 70's fancy dress night soon as Frida, but on second thoughts now I think your idea sounds more promising.