Quote: Chappers @ July 25 2013, 9:55 PM BSTAre nuts funny?
Not if they're resting on your chin.
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Quote: Ben @ July 25 2013, 10:07 PM BSTNot if they're resting on your chin.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 22 2013, 10:17 PM BSTlook at the state of some of these parasites
Prince Andrew - dreadful vile excuse for a human being
Prince Edward - total complete and utter prat
Prince Charles - pompous simpering jug eared cretin
Prince Harry - moron, pillock - you get the idea
Princess Anne - sour faced trout - if her gob ever cracked into a grin her big stupid head would probably fall off
I think you may be my long lost (imaginary) son. Gawn yersel - you have all the correct instincts.
Quote: Chappers @ July 22 2013, 10:52 PM BSTShe did produce quite a sexy daughter though.
Are you mad, blind or both? She's as horse-faced as her mother.
Quote: Ben @ July 25 2013, 10:07 PM BSTNot if they're resting on your chin.
Booyah
People who take ages over doing something because they're chatting, who then claim it's multi-tasking.
Quote: Nogget @ August 5 2013, 6:27 PM BSTPeople who take ages over doing something because they're chatting, who then claim it's multi-tasking.
At work people who chat and leave everyone else to do things they should be, then leave on time and leaving you behind to finish off your work.
Those sky TV ads where some movie star who's obviously got f**k all better to do with their time than prattle on about how slow their broadband connection is
Sod off ffs
The National Lottery is doubling in price !
People who walk slowly. Hurry the f**k up.
Quote: Ben @ August 10 2013, 3:21 PM BSTPeople who walk slowly. Hurry the f**k up.
Yeah, hurry up, you lazy bitch!!
Quote: Ben @ August 10 2013, 3:21 PM BSTPeople who wank slowly. Hurry the f**k up.
Bastards who steal my iron gate stop to smash up neighbours' cars. Bloody gate stop is now in police possession as evidence.
Well gods know when we'll get the thing back. However one bastard has been in custody since last night being questioned. Amazingly they left our cars alone. Maybe they thought 'Well, they've given us an iron bar so we'll leave them alone.'
Maybe they had a vendetta against certain neighbours.