Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 7 2013, 5:49 PM BSTDC GOODY
What not even from my mum sir?DCI HARRIS
If your mum wants to tweet you, tell her to buy you some new underpants, you stink.
Put your own punch in Page 2
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 7 2013, 6:11 PM BSTFFS I thought mine was bad!
Carlos I normally acknowledge effort when I see it, but at the moment I'm struggling not to go looking for you in my car.
Why would he be in your car?
Quote: gappy @ August 8 2013, 12:47 PM BSTWhy would he be in your car?
Now that's funny...
I have to admit it made me smirk, good shot.
A late entry
We see the standard serial killer incident room
DCI HARRIS
The forensic psychologist reckons that our suspect has an IQ well above the 200 mark.
DC GOODY
How did they establish that sir?
DCI HARRIS
Each victim was groomed and lured to their death on the strength of a single Tweet from a total stranger and that's not easy given that Twitter only allow 140 letters to do it in.
DC GOODY
He must be smart sir.
DCI HARRIS
He is Goody and remember we are dealing with a criminal genius not a normal one, so don't answer any Tweets or retweet anything during this investigation even if they are from people you know!
DC GOODY
What not even from my mum sir?
DCI HARRIS
I was filling your mum in last night Goody, she told me that she never uses Twitter
DC GOODY holds up mobile phone
So who tweeted me to join them for a picnic on the waste ground behind the Stephenson industrial estate, if not mum, sir?
cue cheesy DUM DUM DUMMMMMM! sound effect, with each DUM the camera leaps in closer to the two detectives as they stare at the mobile.
just before the screen fades to black Goody turns to his superior, a frown on his face, a question on his lips.
No,