INTERNAL - LIVING ROOM FATHER AND SON TALKING.
Son: dad can I have an apple please.
Dad: Yes boy, have a look in the fruit bowl.
Son: No I mean an apple mac.
Dad: You'll have to ask your mother she's good at thing like that.
Son: Like what?
Dad: Making stuff out of things, she'd be able to make you a mac out of apple peelings I'm sure, or at least a cardigan.
Son: No dad it's a computer. How thick are you?
Dad: What do you mean? You are the dull one, you spent all your pocket money on an orange mobile and it wasn't even orange.
Son: You really need to get with the times. You're embarrassing.
Dad: I feel pity for you youngsters I do, when I was a kid an apple was an apple and an orange was an orange, but now an apple is a computer and an orange phone is not even orange.
Son: It's only a name dad, they call things what they like these day, it doesn't have to mean anything.
Dad: Well it should mean something, when I was younger we had walkie talkies, do you know what you could do with them?
Son: Yes dad, you could walk and talk.
Dad: Exactly, it does what it says on the tin.
Son: I am going to bed now. God help mammy when she asks you for a blackberry curve
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