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Quote: Ben @ August 6 2013, 9:46 PM BST

... wasabi and beetroot ...

Beetroot seems to be very big at the moment.
Topped of a passable dinner with a Beetroot & Chocolate brownie last night ...

Tickets booked for Partridge.

If I illegally down that film, and someone asks where I got it from. Could I say "Back of the net"?

Ben is currently having to ignore someone. It's for the best.

Quote: Ben @ August 7 2013, 11:51 PM BST

Ben is currently having to ignore someone. It's for the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HOKvvxIXs

Anyone remember The Crystal Maze?

No I do not remember the crystal maze.
I think you made it up.
You are a liar.
Why are you a liar?
Do you get some sort of kick out of winding people up with ridiculous shows, with stupid names?
Why do you behave like this?
You type like you're on crystal meth.
Are you on crystal meth?
Typing rubbish whilst out of your head and your teeth fall out.
You should be ashamed of yourself
Meth head.

Quote: sootyj @ August 8 2013, 1:00 PM BST

Are you on crystal meth?
Typing rubbish whilst out of your head and your teeth fall out.
You should be ashamed of yourself
Meth head.

You will never pull a meth head with that chat up line.

I dunno I usually stick with the tried and tested.

"I have a penis and I have crystal meth, you're getting both"

There's meth in your madness.

And there's methodone in yours.

Quote: David Smith @ August 8 2013, 12:56 PM BST

Anyone remember The Crystal Maze?

Maybe David's got himself trapped, and this is his cry for help?

Quote: George Kaplan @ August 8 2013, 1:52 PM BST

Maybe David's got himself trapped, and this is his cry for help?

And "Maze" then stands for maze or for crystal meth addiction?

Quote: Lee @ August 8 2013, 1:08 PM BST

There's meth in your madness.

There'a mace in your face.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 8 2013, 2:42 PM BST

There'a mace in your face.

There's ghost in my house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp62EBeSZUc

wb Sb. :)

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