Will you get our ball for us mister

EXTERNAL - DAY - MAN IS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK, HE SPOTS A BUNCH OF KIDS A FEW OF THEM ARE TRYING TO CLAMBER OVER A BIG WALL BUT UNSUCCESSFULLY. ONE OF THE KIDS RUNS ONTO THE MAN.

Kid: Excuse me mister, will you get our ball for us?

Man: Yeah no problem, where is it?

Kid: Over that wall by there, none of us can climb it

MAN WALKS OVER TO THE WALL AND BEGINS TO CLAMBER OVER IT, WHEN HE GETS OVER IT, THERE IS THE NOISE OF DOGS BARKING SEVERAL OF THEM AND YOU CAN HEAR THE MAN SCREAMING, THE BALL FLIES OVER THE WALL AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT THE MAN CLIMBS OVER, HIS CLOTHES ARE TORN AND HE IS PANTING.

THE MAN DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THE BOYS HE JUST LIMPS AWAY AND WALKS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.

Kid: Did you get that on film Jez,

Jez, Yeah it was funny as fxxk, you should have seen him running, we'll get loads of hits on this one.

That works.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ August 6 2013, 7:34 PM BST

That works.

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Cheers Teddy, I don't think it would be to hard to film it either.

You run past the dogs and I'll film it.

I know your big on your Welsh heritage so we could use Corgis and I just happen to know a certain B&B outside Ryhl that's got six Corgis and a faulty back gate lock.

So all we need is a van to rob the hounds, a closed yard for you to get mauled in and an industrial bucket of Savlon for the wounds.

The only other problem is if you resort to using the Welsh when in a state of panic. I think its best if you just get mauled and we dub it in English.

Perfect, but not in North Wales, I am not going to Rhyl, they all speak welsh there, Cardiff is better. No problems with me shouting welsh in a state of panic, the only welsh word I know is Rhyl.

Alright but if we film it in Cardiff we will have to get a generator and some 3 amp plugs because Welsh leccy isn't up to much that's why C4 Wales looks like the f**king Blair Witch Project.

Plus we will need either big hats or nit combs and some pepper spray to ward off Welsh birds.

I will charge the batteries up in the camera, using energy from all the wind farms they are building here, and welsh birds won't be a problem if they come near us all we need to do is throw a couple of ecstasy tablets in their way and they be off their tits dancing around their mobile phones.

I'm not wasting Gary's on sluts we'll stick with the pepper.

As an afterthought we could sell the Corgis to a Kebab gaff in Cardiff then use the dough to buy rock and take it back to Ryhl (They snort it) we could clean up.

I am not wasting pepper spray on sluts, we can use the dogs to ward them off.

Don't mind selling the corgis, to a kebab gaff or a queen mother lookalike but I am not going to Rhyl, no way it is to welsh up there.

Can I come watch. I'll be quiet.

Not in that f**king hat!

I will go anywhere but Rhyl, and you can come too Stephen I agree with Teddy though leave the hat at home

I think it is a top hat.

Ok we will all meet (Hatless) in Swansea, the gaffs a dump and the people walk backwards but there is ample parking.

Come to think of it, all we will need is a nit comb if Stephen brings that top hat, the welsh birds won't come near us they will think he is to posh