Food shopping

INTERNAL - DAY - CAR

HUSBAND AND WIFE GOING FOOD SHOPPING, HUSBAND IS DRIVING, WIFE IS SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT ON HER PHONE

Husband: Who you texting?

Wife: Nobody, I'm on Facebook, updating my status

Husband: What you updating your status with? We are sitting in the car going food shopping, like we do every Saturday.

Wife: That's what I'm saying.

Husband: Are you serious? Your updating your status to say that we are in the car going food shopping?

Wife: Well, I am not using them words exactly, but yeah

Husband: Tell me I'm intrigued, what exactly is it you are saying.

Wife: Going shopping with the grumpy bastard again, and he hasn't stopped moaning since we left the house.

END

nice, simple I could imagine that being funny if filled.
Maybe a couple more jokes enroute?

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 10:40 PM BST

nice, simple I could imagine that being funny if filled.
Maybe a couple more jokes enroute?

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Thanks sooty, I will have a go at a few more lines, it is very short.

Oh don't add the length is great.

Just rewrite the lines to make them funnier.

This is another attempt, because it was a bit to short:

INTERNAL - DAY - CAR

HUSBAND AND WIFE GOING FOOD SHOPPING, HUSBAND IS DRIVING, WIFE IS SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT ON HER PHONE

Husband: Who you texting?

Wife: Nobody, I'm on Facebook, updating my status

Husband: What you updating your status with? We are sitting in the car going food shopping, like we do every Saturday.

Wife: That's what I'm saying.

Husband: Are you serious? Your updating your status to say that we are in the car going food shopping?

Wife: Well, I am not using them words exactly, but yeah

Husband: Tell me I'm intrigued, what exactly is it you are saying.

Wife: Going shopping with the grumpy bastard again, and he hasn't stopped moaning since we left the house.

Husband: What and you think that's funny do you?

Wife: Well, it has had 7 likes already, and your sister said, leave him in the car, the heat might kill him.

Husband: Cheeky cow.

Wife: It's gone up to 15 likes now

Husband: Well I don't like it, and I don't think you should be calling me a grumpy bastard on Facebook.

Wife: You should see what I call you on Twitter.

END

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 10:59 PM BST

Oh don't add the length is great.

Just rewrite the lines to make them funnier.

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Too Late, I thought you meant length not girth

Like a good circumcision, the key is judging what to cut and what to leave behind.