Quote: Ben @ August 4 2013, 10:18 PM BSTBen has a new avatar
It was about time.
Also, it's so much easier to insult someone if you can see his face. 
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Is making some pumpkin soup.
And decided to to attempt to roast the seeds. I'm not sure either will turn out since I had to Google how to peel the pumpkin. I absoutly hate pumpkin except in soup so never bought one before
Do you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BSTDo you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?
Huh?
Jesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!
I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?
But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BSTDo you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:20 PM BSTJesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!
I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?
But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.
I preferred the original 
It's a bit like using Google Translate to translate Burmese into Latvian into English.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 5 2013, 12:29 PM BSTI preferred the original
That chat up line never works on daughters.
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:20 PM BSTJesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!
I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?
But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.
I cook things I like- just more often than not they don't work out. At least I can't screw up soup.
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:31 PM BSTThat chat up line never works on daughters.
That's ok. At my age I'm only left with the mothers in any case.
Mother f**ker
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:41 PM BSTMother f**ker
"I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky . . . ."
Ben has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.
Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BSTAmy gold
I like the way it's a Jewish name auto-correct.
Quote: Ben @ August 5 2013, 1:44 PM BSTBen has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.
Any Spanish waiters?
Quote: Ben @ August 5 2013, 1:44 PM BSTBen has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.
Quote: Ben @ August 1 2013, 7:26 PM BSTI'm going to Torquay next week. Apart from being booked into a fancy restaurant, I'm not sure what else there is to do. Any ideas?
If United are playing this week, you could always pop along, and ask Helen Chamberlain to show you her tattoo.
