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Quote: Ben @ August 4 2013, 10:18 PM BST

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It was about time.

Also, it's so much easier to insult someone if you can see his face. ;)

Is making some pumpkin soup.

And decided to to attempt to roast the seeds. I'm not sure either will turn out since I had to Google how to peel the pumpkin. I absoutly hate pumpkin except in soup so never bought one before

Do you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BST

Do you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?

Huh?

Jesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!

I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?

But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BST

Do you cook Amy gold you don't hâte
Is this dôme whacky fort?

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:20 PM BST

Jesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!

I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?

But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.

I preferred the original :D

It's a bit like using Google Translate to translate Burmese into Latvian into English.

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 5 2013, 12:29 PM BST

I preferred the original :D

That chat up line never works on daughters.

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:20 PM BST

Jesus my autocorrect seems set to schizophrenic!

I meant to say, do you cook any food you actually like? Is this some sort of diet?

But you are right pumpkin is nice in soup and not much else.

I cook things I like- just more often than not they don't work out. At least I can't screw up soup.

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:31 PM BST

That chat up line never works on daughters.

That's ok. At my age I'm only left with the mothers in any case.

Mother f**ker

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 12:41 PM BST

Mother f**ker

"I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky . . . ."

Ben has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.

Quote: sootyj @ August 5 2013, 11:44 AM BST

Amy gold

I like the way it's a Jewish name auto-correct.

Quote: Ben @ August 5 2013, 1:44 PM BST

Ben has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.

Any Spanish waiters?

Quote: Ben @ August 5 2013, 1:44 PM BST

Ben has just got to his hotel in Torquay. He's in a suite and it's rather large. More like an apartment.

Quote: Ben @ August 1 2013, 7:26 PM BST

I'm going to Torquay next week. Apart from being booked into a fancy restaurant, I'm not sure what else there is to do. Any ideas?

If United are playing this week, you could always pop along, and ask Helen Chamberlain to show you her tattoo.

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