British Comedy Guide

Weirdest Dreams Page 34

I had a dream in which there was some kind of British Superman/Supergirl festival in honour of a visiting Obama, with lots of people in costume.

Word from star trek reciting poems about poo

Sword thoing is they're much better rhymes than I can come up with

I had a very weird dream last night about Charlie Brooker. I don't know much about his private life but I doubt that he really goes to clubs in a black masquerade mask choosing women to give each other horsey back rides but I'd only gone in there to escape the sweet little old lady that wanted to kill me.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Last night I dreamt that someone was inviting me around for tea so that I could try purple, yellow, and green cauliflower. They were going to make a bake out of the different types. When I fist woke up I thought the person inviting me for tea was someone I acutally know but not so sure now.

There was a lion in my house last night (though sometimes it looked like a tiger). When it wasn't looking, I dodged into a toilet to hide from it and wondered if it would know whether to pound down the door to see if I was there.

Dreamt recently that I was in an HMV in Scotland. Thought I was buying the latest Mission Impossible film. But when I got outside I realised that I had actually bought a 4 hour film called 'Dangerous Conflict', starring Tom Cruise and Shirley Maclaine, directed by Michael Mann. Decided to keep it.

Quote: shaggy292 @ August 4 2013, 6:17 PM BST

Dreamt recently that I was in an HMV in Scotland. Thought I was buying the latest Mission Impossible film. But when I got outside I realised that I had actually bought a 4 hour film called 'Dangerous Conflict', starring Tom Cruise and Shirley Maclaine, directed by Michael Mann. Decided to keep it.

The next time you're sleeping try to dream the plot. I'd like to know more about this film. Sounds promising.

Just after reading an online thing about the greatest film deaths, I had bizarre and disturbing dreams involving shootings, bombings, genocide...and Matt Le Tissier.

I had a dream about the 18th of August because it was the BCG's birthday and Aaron was marching around with his bunch of merry men!
(Thats people on this forum by the way)

Quote: David Smith @ August 4 2013, 8:39 PM BST

I had a dream about the 18th of August because it was the BCG's birthday and Aaron was marching around with his bunch of merry men!
(Thats people on this forum by the way)

Image

I dreamed I had to shoot George Costanza in the face, as he was really Christopher Walken in disguise (who was trying to murder us).

I cunningly asked him if he was right handed or left handed so I could tell if I was shooting the right one. The real George Costanza was okay. Phew.

Quote: George Kaplan @ August 5 2013, 1:48 AM BST
Image

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 8 2013, 1:14 PM BST

us

You and Seinfeld?

Maybe! I can't remember who was with me. Maybe I was Elaine... :O

Quote: keewik @ August 4 2013, 5:53 PM BST

There was a lion in my house last night (though sometimes it looked like a tiger). When it wasn't looking, I dodged into a toilet to hide from it and wondered if it would know whether to pound down the door to see if I was there.

Did you offer to feed it one of your children? Because it looked cute and was probably hungry.

Share this page