I like the idea of a pirate babe because you've got the eyepatch to mop up any "spillage" on the face.
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Nice... i see the eye patch as protection from red eye really - rather than for it's mopping abilities.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:51 PMYou don't - are you willing to take that chance?
What's the worst that could happen if I said yes?
I see your wee willy winky and tell everyone about it online!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:58 PMI see your wee willy winky and tell everyone about it online!
I was kinda hoping that you'd be doing more than just observing my penis.
Well this is a comedy forum - I was just going to come round for a laugh! 
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:24 PMI didn't want to mention I had a boyfriend till Aaron opened his stupid mouth! Grrrrrr
You should have said!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:24 PMSome people like to remain sexless.... me...I like to make it obvious.
We know.
Quote: Paul W @ February 14, 2008, 4:37 PMAarons a women... Well on weekends anyway
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:44 PMI'm already cheating on him, with most of the men on here. Are there any men on here I haven't done yet?
Me. Not that you haven't tried, hussy!
Quote: chipolata @ February 14, 2008, 4:54 PMI like the idea of a pirate babe because you've got the eyepatch to mop up any "spillage" on the face.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 5:04 PMWell this is a comedy forum - I was just going to come round for a laugh!
Bugger. I was hoping that we could dress up in nazi uniforms, and f**k the night away.
Quote: frostyboy @ February 14, 2008, 4:50 PMHow do I know you're not the next Rose West?
She does have fabulous breasts.
Quote: Aaron @ February 14, 2008, 5:11 PMYou should have said!
It's fine...
Quote: Aaron @ February 14, 2008, 5:11 PMMe. Not that you haven't tried, hussy!
You wish!
Quote: Aaron @ February 14, 2008, 5:11 PMShe does have fabulous breasts.
Why thank you!
Here you go Ellie, my valentine's gift to you
Awww thanks Ian... my first Valentine's gift (and most probably my only) 
to Ian!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 5:25 PMAwww thanks Ian... my first Valentine's gift (and most probably my only)
right back at ya!! 